If You Want To Get Laid, These 50 Colleges Are Your Best Shot
11 years ago

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Oh look, more arbitrary collegiate rankings. This time around it’s Fiesta Frog bringing us the easiest schools to get laid at.

If you’re a chick, the answer to that is anywhere, except maybe BYU. But if you’re a guy, it’s a little more of a crapshoot. Eventually though, out of dumb luck, you’ll trip and land inside some girl to break your fall.

So was the list backed up with any scientific data or fact? Fuck no, but you’re already here, so you might as well stick around and nod in agreement or voice your objections.

  1. University of Pennsylvania
  2. San Diego State University
  3. University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
  4. Vassar College
  5. University of Pittsburgh
  6. Virginia Commonwealth University
  7. University of South Carolina
  8. Emory University
  9. Boston College
  10. West Virgina University
  11. College of Charleston
  12. Towson University
  13. Rutgers University
  14. University of Iowa
  15. Indiana University – Bloomington
  16. University of Georgia
  17. University of Notre Dame
  18. Temple University
  19. University of Virgina
  20. University of South Florida
  21. Radford University
  22. East Carolina University
  23. University of Delaware
  24. Wesleyan University
  25. Ohio State University
  26. Central Michigan University
  27. Northwestern University
  28. University of Florida
  29. Depauw University
  30. University of Wisconsin – Madison
  31. University of Oregon
  32. University of Colorado – Boulder
  33. UC- Santa Barbara
  34. University of Southern California
  35. Penn State University
  36. University of Arizona
  37. Tulane University
  38. University of Alabama
  39. University of Michigan
  40. Syracuse University
  41. Georgetown University
  42. Virginia Tech
  43. University of Texas at Austin
  44. University of Miami
  45. Florida State University
  46. Arizona State University
  47. University of Maryland – College Park
  48. New York University
  49. University of Massachusetts – Amherst
  50. Michigan State University

Agree with it? I don’t care. I’ll just take more pride in my collegiate accomplishments since my school didn’t make the cut.

[via Fiesta Frog]

  3. Channel4NewsTeam

    That picture looks like it could be from Washington State University and I can guarantee we should be mid-list. 25,000 students in a tiny city in the middle of nowhere, with nothing to do but drink and bone to keep warm.

    11 years ago at 4:36 pm
    1. allcommission

      Looks like Wisconsin to me. Which definitely deserves its place on this list.

      11 years ago at 5:50 pm
  8. SPEal Team Six

    School didn’t make the cut, but I still get laid more often than 90% of the school.

    11 years ago at 5:49 pm
  11. southernyankee88

    There’s no way Virginia tech is that high, with their horrible pockets to shorts ratio

    11 years ago at 6:06 pm