Michael Jordan On Obama: “He’s A Shitty Golfer”

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In an interview with Ahmad Rashad, Michael Jordan was asked who’d be in his dream foursome–we’re talking golf here, pervs. He first names Arnold Palmer. Then he brings up Oval Office Barry, but not because he’d choose him to join his group. It turns out he simply wanted to use the opportunity to make fun of his golf game.

“I never played with Obama, but I would. But nah, that’s okay. I take him out. He’s a hack. It’d be all day playing with him.”

“I’m just saying he’s a shitty golfer.”

As bad as Barry may be at golf, I guarantee you Mike is a worse golf dresser than he is. Both of them are sad members of the Cargo Shorts on the Course Club, but Jordan brings bad golfing attire to an inexplicably terrible level. Seriously, Mike. Get it the fuck together.

  1. Black_Brah

    Jordan, I respect you but if I may quote Big Daddy Cane, “Son you out you’re league like Jordan was with baseball”.

    11 years ago at 12:01 pm
  2. Fratasaurus

    Well shiiett I guess Obama is gonna get all butt-hurt and won’t wear his Jordans at the next press conference

    11 years ago at 1:48 pm
  3. Tuco1855

    Don’t badmouth MJ, Dorn. I’ll kill you. I know, NBA(NF), dressing poorly(NF)..Whatever… He’s an incredible human being and you’re a twat.

    11 years ago at 1:53 pm
  4. DonkeyKong

    I wanna see Ol’ Barry and Mike play baseball together. We all know how well Mike’s baseball move went and we all saw Barry’s pitching skills. Just picture it. Hilarious.

    11 years ago at 1:54 pm
  5. Liqma Coochi

    Michael Jordan can wear what he damn well pleases, dominating basketball nationally and internationally gives him that right

    11 years ago at 2:42 pm