Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 18

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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caitie
If he can shoot those things outta there, I heard the prison league softball team is looking for a new pitcher.
chelsea
#BUTTSTUFF2014
hailey
#BUTTSTUFF2014
hali
Man, this is a lot of #BUTTSTUFF2014
jackson
And now some dick lasagna to change the pace a little bit. That’s a complex metaphor.
jenny
Dumbledore would be proud #RIP
jess
She said he could ask it. There’s nobody to blame here but herself.
jessie
#BUTTSTUFF2014 has gained some female followers and this is the proudest I have been since my gerbil graduated from obedience school.
jp
If I was her, I’d wish all of them involved those things.
kaci
Ass so big it could swallow up a stripper pole.
    1. Fuckinpussygdicreepfucks

      Yeah that’s what your mom said to, then I stuck it in her pooper #BUTTSTUFF2014

      10 years ago at 2:20 pm
  1. James_Richard_Sperry

    For every 3 terrible Helmet Stickers posts, there’s a ButtStuff filled Tinder post to redeem this site

    10 years ago at 7:39 pm