Farrah Abraham Looked ADORABLE In Her Queen Elsa Costume While Selling Molds Of Her Vagina And Asshole

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Farrah Abraham–Teen Mom turned pornstar turned sex toy enthusiast turned my neighbor turned stripper–dressed as Queen Elsa last week during a launch party at Hustler Hollywood for her new line of sex toys that are molded from her actual genitals, vagina and butthole included. It’s her whole pelvis, really.

Queen Elsa is the beloved star from box office hit “Frozen,” a children’s movie. This is what the Queen would have wanted–a young Abraham portraying her likeness while promoting fuckable rubber replicas of her vagina and asshole. The molding process looks like this, if you’re into that.

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The tweet containing the NSFW version of the above image can he found HERE. Prayers for Farrah’s daughter.

Obligatory photo of that time sparks were flying when I met the real real-life Queen Elsa, and we fell in love and got engaged and plan to have a bunch of kids together:

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  1. Broties n Boatshoes

    Dorn, we all know you couldn’t pull a girl that hot. Stop lying to yourself.

    11 years ago at 12:00 pm
  2. Buddyweiser

    Dressing up in a seemingly appropriate costume to do things that are extremely slutty. TSM.

    11 years ago at 12:01 pm
  3. GATA_Eagles

    You’re even creepier when talking about women that than you are with little boys

    11 years ago at 12:03 pm
  4. Im_That_Frat_Dude

    She’s 100% down for buttstuff. We all know this. And we all know Dorn like’s little boys.

    11 years ago at 12:06 pm
  5. The_Pi_Guy

    Roger, if you were engaged to her don’t you think you’d be able to spell her name right?

    11 years ago at 12:11 pm