Harvard Holding Workshop To Teach Students How To Anal

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This week is Harvard’s annual Sex Week, a week set aside each year to educate students about, and generally discuss topics related to, sex. Each day of the week is dedicated to a different sexual topic. Tuesday is a fun one. It’s all about the butt, perhaps part of the #ButtStuff2014 campaign.

“Sex experts” from a local adult store will lead Tuesday’s discussion. They will seek to dispel myths about anal sex, provide insight into why people have anal sex, discuss how to do it well, as well as go over hygiene, anal preparation, lubes, toys and common mistakes made during anal. The so-called experts are from Good Vibrations, “a sex-positive store” near campus, according to the official Sex Week schedule.

From The College Fix:

“They will cover a wide variety of topics, including: anal anatomy and the potential for pleasure for all genders; how to talk about it with a partner; basic preparation and hygiene; lubes, anal toys, and safer sex; anal penetration for beginners, and much more,” the agenda adds. “Learn the facts about this exciting yet often misunderstood form of pleasure, find out the common mistakes people make, and get all your questions answered.”

Glossing over the fact that Harvard is hosting a course that promotes butt sex, let’s focus on who is doing the actual butt sex educating.

Sex experts from the local adult store? What does that even mean? Are we to believe that a store that sells butt plugs, edible panties and vibrators employs accredited experts in the field of sodomy? This is the best Harvard University could come up with to educate its students about anal sex? A couple horny college dropouts, an 18-year-old with a lost soul and the scummy owner of a dildo shop are leading the discussion among Ivy Leaguers, and we’re all okay with this?

I guess I’d attend just for a few cheap laughs, but I’m not bringing a notepad or anything.

[via The College Fix]

  1. FormalRecruitmentCock

    Let me guess, the reason Dorn isn’t teaching the class is that he couldn’t find a child size diagram

    11 years ago at 12:35 pm
    1. Dornos_Parole_Officer

      Executing a “Dorn likes boys” joke in the comments takes precision and accuracy. You can’t just go out on a whim and utter complete nonsense with no comedic value…that’d make you a communist.

      11 years ago at 1:07 pm
    1. Frockmighty

      We already know that you’re the reincarnation of recently balled users you sack of shit

      11 years ago at 1:21 pm
  2. I guarantee you they could find many willing instructors here at TFM.
    I doubt they’d be any more knowledgeable though.

    11 years ago at 12:49 pm
  3. The_Names_Doug_Dimmadome

    Leave it to Harvard to have their own experts in pretty much everything except sex.

    11 years ago at 1:01 pm
    1. Callsign_Viper

      Leave it to harvard to to turn buttstuff into a complex science that needs to be explained by experts.

      11 years ago at 5:22 pm
    1. Grizwint

      I may be new here, but I’m pretty sure you need proof; otherwise, go fuck yourself.

      11 years ago at 2:13 pm