Guy Books Trip Around The World With Girlfriend, They Break Up, Now Needs Replacement Girl With Same Name
Jordan Axani is just your normal 28-year-old who booked a Christmas trip around the world for himself and his girlfriend back in March. The two have since broken up, but that isn’t stopping Jordan from going on this global excursion with a girl named Elizabeth Gallagher.
From Reddit:
I am still planning on going on the trip and she is not (naturally). And because I hate the idea of a ticket around the world going to waste, I am looking for a Canadian named Elizabeth Gallagher who could use the ticket.
Anyone familiar with with the archaic system that is modern air travel will know that a name change on a ticket is damn near impossible. Moreover, the flights were purchased during a massive blow-up on Priceline and were frankly so cheap and on so many different airlines that they’re not worth the headache or money to cancel.
The route is as follows:
December 21: NYC –> Milan
December 28: Prague –> Paris
December 29: Paris –> Bangkok
January 7: Bangkok –> New Dehli
January 8: New Dehli –> Toronto
This play by Jordan is just borderline genius. First off, I’m sure there are plenty of Canadian honeys who share his ex’s very common name and will come crawling to this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. He’ll have his pick of the proverbial litter.
He goes on to express that he expects nothing in return–classic reverse psychology on Jordan’s part. This is a trip around the world, after all–not a first date at a Macaroni Grill. If he’s not getting an over-the-pants handy within the first hour of the flight from New York to Milan, I’d be shocked.
Factor in that he’s essentially putting his ex on blast, whether it’s intentional or not, as this story is starting to go viral. Poor girl is surely getting heat from the internet, and her ex will soon be revenge-banging some broad with the same name in Europe.
Just got to give Jordan a tip of the cap and respect his hustle. Well done, eh?.
[via Reddit]
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Females being totally replaceable. TFM.
11 years ago at 11:53 amI’m still searching for Tammy #3
11 years ago at 1:26 pmCanada. NF
11 years ago at 12:00 pmeh?
How are your legs feeling after all those laps?
11 years ago at 4:39 pmNope. Still not working.
11 years ago at 6:07 pmCoincidently, I also booked a trip around the world for myself and my ex-girlfriend Katherine Upton. I am looking for a replacement girl with the same name as well.
11 years ago at 12:00 pmI doubt that.
11 years ago at 12:00 pmYou must be fun at parties
11 years ago at 12:26 pmI booked a trip with my girlfriend,
11 years ago at 12:58 pmRolleta Tigressa.
One of the worst jokes ever…
11 years ago at 1:07 pmI obviously fucked that one up, but I don’t know how the hell you thought this was a good idea
11 years ago at 3:37 pmActually you just fucked both of those up.
11 years ago at 4:33 pmBest play by a Canadian since Gretzky was still on skates.
11 years ago at 12:06 pm“Not expecting anything in return” TFM.
11 years ago at 12:43 pmRFM.
11 years ago at 8:36 amI also booked a similar trip for my girlfriend Lennay Kekua and I, if there’s any girls with the same name interested…
11 years ago at 3:06 pmForever a pledge.
11 years ago at 4:12 pmEurope… Everybody gets laid in Europe.
11 years ago at 5:13 pmCanada. NF.
11 years ago at 8:23 amWouldn’t the birth date have to be the same? This sounds like a good way to end up in Bangkok
11 years ago at 4:14 pm*stranded* in Bangkok
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