Female Soccer Team Goes “Hardcore” With Hazing
Welcome to our newest installment of “Really? THAT’s Hazing Now?” I’m your host, Chim Richalds. The University of New Mexico’s female soccer team is under fire for some super serious allegations of hazing actions, including…kissing butts.
You heard me right. According to a report, underclassmen were blindfolded and taken to a party where they were “sprayed with a warm soapy liquid, forced to put on silly outfits and told to kiss the butts of upperclassmen. Investigators said they performed inappropriate gestures with hot dogs.” Inappropriate gestures? Good Lord, it’s a miracle they survived!
Thankfully, the writer covering the story made sure to get some opinions from the student body. “There’s that crossing of the line between something that’s completely degrading and a little bit of hazing,” claimed sophomore Zachary Cooper, who probably spends more time jerking his wiener and playing the shitty story campaign of Destiny than he does thinking of insightful things to say.
One of the girls was taken to the hospital later by her roommate due to concern that she might have alcohol poisoning. There is nothing in the report to suggest that the girls being hazed were in any way forced to consume alcohol, which is literally the only thing in question that could be considered legitimately concerning.
Be careful out there, guys. We’ve now learned that warm liquid, silly outfits, butt kisses, and hot dog masturbating are charter-endangering activities. Have fun..
[via KOAT]
Image via New Mexico Women’s Soccer
Where the fuck is Fail Friday? No one gives two shits about any girls soccer teams
11 years ago at 4:04 pmI go to our home women’s soccer games. Do you know how many hot girls are running around in short shorts with fit legs/bodies?….neither do i because i don’t know how many are on a field at one time but its worth it. The view is amazing. You’re missing out, sport.
11 years ago at 12:51 pmYou’re right that was really a heat in the moment comment. As much as I would like to say I give zero fucks about any girls sports, soccer players are hot as shit
11 years ago at 11:39 pmI’ll probably start attending women’s volleyball as well next season.
11 years ago at 3:35 amIt’s not Fail Friday, but that’s ok…because #ButtStuff.
11 years ago at 4:05 pmYes, we’re all waiting for fail friday.
11 years ago at 4:08 pmIf the reason the intern has not posted fail friday is because he’s actually dead, then i’ll stop bitching. But, until then, fuck you intern.
11 years ago at 4:13 pmYou’ve either been drinking since Monday or seriously ill to write about women’s soccer Cooper
11 years ago at 4:15 pmNo fucking shit. A pledge getting my fucking signature is hazing nowdays.
11 years ago at 4:16 pmUNM Hazing?? no way
11 years ago at 5:16 pmhttp://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/67655/elizabeth-lambert-hair-pull-o.gif
Niiice
11 years ago at 5:21 pmZach Cooper actually spent last summer at airborne training with the 507th Infantry
11 years ago at 6:15 pmHow do you know I was at airborne?
11 years ago at 3:16 pmBut yes you are correct I did spend my summer jumping out of planes for the army, so I’ve probably done more with my life then sterling will ever do
11 years ago at 3:22 pmWell this is late. This has already been known about for months now.
11 years ago at 6:53 pmA part of the story you may be missing a little is the fact that the “soapy liquid” was actually pee, which is why along with the girl getting alcohol poisoning this hazing was a big deal there.
11 years ago at 6:55 pm