Do me a favor just this one time and just make positive comments about how intelligent and photogenic she looks. This is my cousin and she’s been looking to break in to the industry.
Looking like the epitome of the “clubbing type”, I’m not impressed. There are other schools (Ole Miss for one example) outside of Florida, Arizona, and California that have good looking females that don’t look like they will be serving my scotch to me tonight. I know there will be many laps to run for this comment, but lets get real gentlemen. Would you take this home to your parents?
Your mother would be proud. I’m being lighthearted. However, I personally would not go through all the effort of meeting the parents to have a two week bang with her. No matter how “good” I’m assuming her personality is.
I hope you already made your reservation at Dorsia with your personal driver waiting to bring you to LaGuardia in the morning for Thanksgiving. This classy lady wouldn’t expect anything less.
I would go into the kitchen and make her a sandwich.
10 years ago at 10:02 am
10 years ago at 10:07 amThe close up ass shot literally screams butt stuff
10 years ago at 10:07 amNothing in the “Featured” section right now is related to Greek life in any way. NF
10 years ago at 10:08 amShut the fuck up, Rookie
10 years ago at 10:19 amNice ass not being frat TpikeM
10 years ago at 10:35 amIn half these pictures she has that “there’s a thumb in my ass and I’m not sure if I like it yet” face.
10 years ago at 10:14 amJack…you are a gentleman and a scholar these last 2 days.
10 years ago at 10:17 amWell suck me sideways
10 years ago at 10:25 amDo me a favor just this one time and just make positive comments about how intelligent and photogenic she looks. This is my cousin and she’s been looking to break in to the industry.
10 years ago at 10:38 amScrew him as you’d screw her. Her ass screams: Buttstuff! and I’m all for it
10 years ago at 11:00 amThe porn industry?
10 years ago at 11:04 amYou guys play a lot of “house” together growing up?
10 years ago at 11:13 amplease chug bleach kid
10 years ago at 11:40 amI pray she has daddy issues like Jason Dufner’s slam piece.
10 years ago at 10:39 amLooking like the epitome of the “clubbing type”, I’m not impressed. There are other schools (Ole Miss for one example) outside of Florida, Arizona, and California that have good looking females that don’t look like they will be serving my scotch to me tonight. I know there will be many laps to run for this comment, but lets get real gentlemen. Would you take this home to your parents?
10 years ago at 10:54 amWhile I get what you’re saying, the answer is still a resounding “yes”
10 years ago at 11:12 amYour mother would be proud. I’m being lighthearted. However, I personally would not go through all the effort of meeting the parents to have a two week bang with her. No matter how “good” I’m assuming her personality is.
10 years ago at 11:22 amI’m all for other schools, just have the girls email me their instagram accounts.
10 years ago at 12:15 pmWould you consider including a Fail Friday IGBOTD, or am I just a terrible person?
10 years ago at 3:17 pmIf I brought this home to my parents it would mean I was a young hotshot on wall street and they would understand.
10 years ago at 1:22 pmI hope you already made your reservation at Dorsia with your personal driver waiting to bring you to LaGuardia in the morning for Thanksgiving. This classy lady wouldn’t expect anything less.
10 years ago at 1:38 pm