Watching These Two Dudes Hit On Chicks Is Like A Train Wreck, You Want To Look Away But Can’t
What happens when you give two goobers an endless amount of pickup lines from a dating app and ask them to spit fire at some honeys in real life? They crash and burn exactly like you think they would, but it’s awesomely entertaining to watch.
If our weekly Tinder pickup line submissions and comment sections have taught me anything, it’s that all of you are sick, sadistic individuals that can come up with much better material than you heard in this video.
Prove it.
Curve is challenging our readers to send their best pickup lines to @Curve on Twitter with #GetYourCurveOn. They honestly have no idea what they’re in for.
Make me proud, gentlemen.
“These chicks are brutal” – the pot calling the kettle black
11 years ago at 10:16 amThat chick is way too hot to not have crushed a few spirits.
11 years ago at 10:47 am“Can I have your number? …REALLY?!?!”
These guys never pick up women.
11 years ago at 10:53 amI have no idea what that cologne smells like, but I’m pretty sure it’s popular with the cast of Jersey Shore.
11 years ago at 10:57 amIf this was supposed to be an advertisement for Curve, it failed miserably
11 years ago at 11:14 amWhere are all the feminists and progressive try-hards complaining about the “catcalling?” Oh, that’s because a chick is directing them to do it. If she wasn’t in this video, it would be on the Huffington Post with the title, “Men Acting as Pigs Degrading Women.”
11 years ago at 11:15 amYou would think with all of the shameless unfunny advertising you guys do for brands like curve that I would be able to watch a couple videos without a fuck ton of 30 second ads…
11 years ago at 11:48 amAnother thought, what kind of man would wear a cologne that shares a name with an exclusively female gym?
Not the good kind of female either, no sir, these are females of the robust sort. Fat chicks
With all due respect…
Fuck curves, fuck curve, and fuck this incredibly imbecilic piece of human excrement you call an article good sir.