Guys Are Now Offering No-Strings-Attached Sex To Strange Women Who Want Babies
11 years ago

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Having a kid prematurely is one of the worst nightmares a man can endure. However, what if having that kid with a total stranger led to zero repercussions? I’ve got your ear now. Guys are now offering completely free sex to girls who want to have a baby in what is being called “natural insemination.” Have you ever seen those ideas that are so bad, they’re actually genius? This is one of them. It’s the perfect trade-off: you get sex, she gets a kid. All the pleasure, none of the child support.

From ABC News:

Donors make their sperm available by offering to have sex for free. It’s a surprising — and some say unconventional — method of making a baby called “natural insemination.”

Donors connect with women on the Internet who want to become mothers “the natural way,” because the recipients believe having sex maximizes their potential for getting pregnant.

How popular has this become? Meet Joe, a married man and internet entrepreneur who is living a completely separate life that his family doesn’t know about.

When he is not working as an Internet entrepreneur, Joe travels around the country to impregnate women from every walk of life. Sometimes Joe ships his sperm for artificial insemination, but he often donates by having sex.

After seven years, Joe said he has slept with over 100 women for natural insemination.

The recipients are apparently very welcoming to the idea of having complete strangers impregnate them for free. These are cost-cutting measures for them. Serena, a 44-year-old woman, was led to young Gordy, a 23-year-old accounting student, by searching “free sperm” since she did not want to burden herself with a $700 shot of sperm.

Serena was also unable to afford the fees at a sperm clinic. Sperm banks such as California Cryobank have strict standards screening for disease, genetic history and even physical characteristics. A vial of sperm costs about $700.

Good luck raising your kid if you can’t afford that $700. Totally your problem now.

There is no such thing as a free lunch (or free sperm). There’s always a price, and for a baby, that price is me getting to sexually disappoint you and impregnate you.

[via ABC News]

  3. ZeteNJ

    “It’s a surprising — and some say unconventional — method of making a baby called “natural insemination.”

    This seems more conventional than sticking a turkey baster full of man paste up there. Or however the fuck artificial insemination works.

    11 years ago at 12:25 pm
  5. The_Fig_Plucker

    There has to be a discouraging reason why these “women” have to pay to get knocked up.

    11 years ago at 12:29 pm
  6. Joe Willie

    Young African-American gentlemen have been doing this for decades and your just now finding out about it?

    11 years ago at 12:37 pm
      1. SEC_Rodge_Dorn

        All of the pleasure, none of the child support. TBlack_BruhM
        Many of our best SEC athletes are the product of this method.
        SEC, baby!!!

        11 years ago at 1:15 pm
  7. yourwifemyslam

    Sounds like a drunk one night stand gone wrong, without the purchase of plan b the next morning. “Making babies while intoxicated yet not having to pay the dues.” TFM

    11 years ago at 12:40 pm
    1. notpreppyfratty

      I withdraw my statement. I did not realize it has already be posted. I’ll take my laps

      11 years ago at 1:09 pm
  11. JackDanielsrunning

    He needs to keep tabs on the kids that end up as boys. Gotta know your legacies even if they’re bastards.

    11 years ago at 1:41 pm
    1. JackDanielsrunning

      Also I need to find these women so I can fulfill my lifelong dream of being a deadbeat dad.

      11 years ago at 1:43 pm