Johnny Manziel’s Entourage Allegedly Beat The Piss Out Of Some Guy For Wanting A Hug From Manziel

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The lobby of The 9, an upscale Cleveland apartment complex where Johnny Manziel lives, was the scene of a melee when a Browns superfan tried to get a little handsy with the Browns quarterback. According to the police report, 33-year-old Chris Gonos spotted Manziel approaching while waiting for the elevator with his girlfriend. Gonos explained to police that he said the following to Manziel: “I’m the biggest Browns fan ever, I love you, I want to give you a hug.” Gonos then stepped toward him to collect said hug.

Manziel and his squad pummeled him at this point, again, according to Gonos, messing his face up pretty badly. The interesting parts of the police report are below.

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Obviously, this is only Gonos’ side of the story. He explains that he was the innocent party–just a grown ass Browns fan wanting a hug from a grown ass Browns quarterback. With some more context, though, it’s easy to surmise that the other side to this story may paint a different picture entirely.

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This is Gonos, a noted Brian Hoyer guy with some sick arm ink. And as Busted Coverage was able to dig up, it turns out Gonos is a convicted felon. He was recently sentenced to two years of probation for tax evasion. He also has a documented cocaine problem. And judging by the fact that he wears a basketball jersey in public, he probably drinks plastic bottle vodka.

The incident at The 9 took place around 2:30 a.m., so the chances that both parties were under the influence of alcohol are about 100 percent, and the chances that Gonos’ account of the incident being heavily slanted towards his side are a virtual lock.

There are plenty circumstances when it’s perfectly acceptable to hug a stranger, even another man, but being approached in your building after 2 a.m. by a jersey-wearing drunk/coked out, likely shit-talker isn’t one of them.

[via CleveScene]

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  1. Thyrnus Barnst

    You know this article lacked a critical amount of titties. What’s up with that?

    11 years ago at 3:20 pm
      1. UCFrat33

        1. You are not drunk.
        2. That line won’t work on me, I am not 5.
        3. Only if you punch jack hammer in the nuts for me.

        11 years ago at 3:30 pm
      2. BigFrocket

        Can’t you just call this little time-out we’ve all been given over and bring back the damn forums already.

        11 years ago at 4:05 pm
      3. Lena Dunham TfeministM

        Dorn, you were right and I stand corrected. I was wrong. It is “plenty circumstances.”
        I learned something today.

        11 years ago at 8:51 pm
  2. nickthedick

    Looks like he has a basketball jersey on at a basketball game. You’re right, Dorn… what a douche, right!?!!! So NF.

    11 years ago at 4:41 pm
  3. Dornos_Parole_Officer

    Aha! Nice try Joe Willie. We all know it’s you; you little dickbag.

    11 years ago at 4:42 pm
    1. Dornos_Parole_Officer

      Ughh i hate it when they delete comments. Makes me look retarded…again

      11 years ago at 4:45 pm
  4. Yoss2012

    Did TFM read this fake police report before they decided to make an article of it? This is absurdly inaccurate, grammar and spelling errors included

    11 years ago at 6:27 pm