This Moron Wrecked His $1.15 Million Car The Day After Buying It
One day I hope to have the opportunity to afford luxurious toys such as a McLaren P1. I’m a long way off from that dream, unfortunately. I’m paid with Bacon’s empties and Dorn’s dryer lint, neither of which has much of a market. I was told they keep the actual cash for the “important people”. Jackasses.
Sorry, I’m getting off topic.
Some idiot crashed his new McLaren P1 yesterday in Dallas. Depressed may be an understatement for this extravagant fellow. He reportedly bought the car the day before he wrecked the fuck out of it. Considering the price of a 2014 McLaren P1 is around $1.15 million, that’s a lot of fucks to wreck out of that newly formed pile of scrap.
Instagram user “davesplace” came across the accident and posted pictures of the carnage on his account.
That owner must have so much sad right now.
As you all go into Thanksgiving remembering everything you’re thankful for in life, be sure to remind yourself that you’re not the rich fuck who crashed his $1.15 million car the day after he bought it. That alone can brighten your year (and make you feel poor). .
[via Autoevolution, Car And Driver]
Image via Instagram
To the Allstate agent “So… this counts under my accident forgiveness right?”
11 years ago at 3:27 pmAre you sure it wasn’t his wife driving?
11 years ago at 3:46 pmDid you try turning it off and back on again?
11 years ago at 3:52 pmNot the time.
11 years ago at 9:55 amHe had to be Asian
11 years ago at 4:12 pmI wonder if my $500 deductible would cover that
11 years ago at 4:19 pmA guy that rich could probably buy another one.
11 years ago at 5:34 pmthey’re sold out already
11 years ago at 2:06 pmOld money will always find a way.
11 years ago at 2:47 pm“Sorry, I’m getting off topic.” Teach this idea to Bacon before he writes his next article.
11 years ago at 5:45 pmShould’ve set it on fire and blamed it on the Ferguson protesters
11 years ago at 7:07 pmYou think you’re living the life until some guy passes you in a McLaren. He can probably just buy a new one with that kind of money.
11 years ago at 12:04 pmYou can buy a new one, but that doesn’t make you any less of an idiot.
11 years ago at 2:36 pmShit’ll buff out…
11 years ago at 12:17 pm