Hot Girl Looks Damn Good In Mug Shot, Knows It, Owns It On Twitter
I’ve always had a fascination with hot women in mug shots. I don’t know if that means I’m attracted to bad girls in general, or if this is an actual thing that I have, and I should start looking into one of those “date an inmate” sites. Some chick in North Carolina was arrested for a narcotics charge. Makes sense–not much to do in North Carolina other than drugs, anyway. Upon her release, she tweeted, “Surrendered myself at 7 a.m., got released at 11:30 a.m. Fuck what you heard. And my mugshot’s cute.” She’s not wrong.
When interested parties inquired as to the specifics of her charges, she replied “Xanax homie.” Smoking hot, confident, and succinct. I think I’m in love with this girl.
You might think that’s the end of the story, but here’s what I’m wondering. Why is she saying, “fuck what you heard”? First off, I didn’t hear anything, lady, so stop assuming that the rumors about you are so prevalent. Secondly, what are these things people have allegedly heard that need to be fucked? Are people saying you were arrested for, like, prostitution or something? I need to know what was heard.
Also, you can slide into my DMs any day. Bring Xanax..
[via The Smoking Gun]
I’d make her call me papí
11 years ago at 3:48 pmWay to not give off a sense of desperation cooper
11 years ago at 3:50 pmSmoking hot? Pretty sure she’s 16
11 years ago at 3:50 pmPerfect.
11 years ago at 3:53 pmDorn probably picked her up at the mall last weekend.
11 years ago at 4:21 pmWrong gender and too old bud. Try again next time though.
11 years ago at 4:29 pmFairly sure they don’t post your mugshot unless you’re over 18. 16 is also good to bone in some states, just can’t take nudies, give her booze or chew!
11 years ago at 5:10 pmNothing wrong with that. If there’s grass on the field, play ball.
11 years ago at 5:45 pmIf her age is on a clock, she’s fair game
11 years ago at 6:43 pmThe fuck is wrong with you?
11 years ago at 7:09 pmIf 16 were on a clock, this would make sense, and it still wouldn’t be funny.
11 years ago at 12:51 am
11 years ago at 3:09 pmI wonder how much of my pee she could smuggle in her butt
11 years ago at 3:52 pmI would let her pee in my butt just to smell the hair she had pulled out in third grade gym.
11 years ago at 5:40 pmWhat the fuck is wrong with you?
11 years ago at 5:42 pmYou are a special kind of weird…
11 years ago at 12:15 amHer eyebrows are really uneven
11 years ago at 3:57 pmIm thinking she had a couple xannies before she trimmed those pups up
11 years ago at 6:37 pmOne you coat her face with a nice glossy finish, who can tell?
11 years ago at 6:48 amIf that face doesn’t scream daddy issues, I don’t know what does.
11 years ago at 4:05 pmFound her twitter and facebook in about 30 seconds. At the very least, Daddy issues.
11 years ago at 9:42 pmI think she likes “urban” things
11 years ago at 10:37 pmGreat bitch-face
11 years ago at 4:12 pmArresting Officer Dickens. TFM.
11 years ago at 4:22 pmWith that crazy bitch face, I can’t imagine this young girl on Xanax.
11 years ago at 4:30 pmwonder what she would look like ruffied
11 years ago at 4:56 pmTUVAM
11 years ago at 5:19 pmstop
11 years ago at 6:00 pm