Marine Vet Calls Out ISIS On Twitter, Invites Them Over To His House
Sometimes I come across something so patriotic, so red, white, and blue-blooded American, that I feel compelled to stop everything, stand up, and recite the Pledge of Allegiance. This is one of those instances.
Dakota Meyer, a 26-year old Marine vet from Kentucky who was awarded the Medal of Honor back in 2011, is really sick of the FBI telling him and the rest of the military to “lay low” and rid their social media accounts of anything that could warrant unwanted attention from “violent extremists” or, essentially, let ISIS know who they are. In fact, Meyer is so sick of it, he let the ballsiest bald eagle in this, our great nation, located approximately between his ring and index fingers, fly and did the exact opposite: he threatened the terrorists. As a matter of fact, he asked them to show up at his doorstep.
Wonder if any ISIS members want to drop by and join my book club @ScoutMedia pic.twitter.com/Wft72YYM0I
— Dakota Meyer (@Dakota_Meyer) December 3, 2014
“When I start having to change my life because I’m worried about something that could happen to me, that means terrorism is winning,” said Meyer in an interview with WHAS 11. “That means terrorism is working. I refuse to let these idealistic, radical bullies change the way that I live.”
Brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it? If you need anything else to give you a giant America boner, he was hailed as a hero for entering a kill zone in Afghanistan to search for missing troops in 2009. He managed to carry the bodies of four of his friends out during the ambush.
On top of inviting ISIS over to his place, he would also like to know if they are interested in joining his book club, which looks like they will primarily be reading and discussing the finer points of the Handbook for Marine NCOs. Maybe catch up on some American history too, learn how things are done around here…
“I’m not saying I want ISIS to go attack the military. I’m speaking on behalf of myself. I just want us, as Americans, to stop living in fear and stop worrying about what they’re going to do. I want us to stand up against these people.”
America: Land of the Free, Home of the BAMFs..
This article was originally published on Post Grad Problems.
[via WHAS 11]
Mr. Meyers, on behalf of the TFM community, thank you for your service.
Couldn’t agree more with what you’ve said in regards to terrorism.
Not only are you fratty as fuck, but you are also a hero and the type of person I personally look up to.
God bless America.
11 years ago at 3:52 pmI haven’t heard the title BAMF since probably middle school, but if anyone deserves that title it’s definitely this guy.
11 years ago at 3:57 pmReading that book would be a huge upgrade from current ISIS training.
11 years ago at 3:58 pmHope those cowardly fucks take him up on the offer.
Insayers: 8/10, would pee
11 years ago at 4:02 pmI would pay good money to see a marine chop up a bunch of ISIS cowards with that sword
11 years ago at 4:06 pmDorn calls out kids on twitter, invites them over to his house.
11 years ago at 4:07 pmNot the place, dick.
11 years ago at 4:12 pmSome of these used to be funny.
11 years ago at 4:17 pmKind of like your columns
11 years ago at 8:43 pmHunter S. Thompson would be ashamed of this comment.
11 years ago at 4:19 pmIt’ll be a cold day in hell before ISIS scares our true American heroes.
11 years ago at 4:11 pmIt’s the pleats, I swear
11 years ago at 4:12 pmAfter this guy fucks up ISIS, we’re gonna be doin’ one thing and one thing only… killin’ Nazis
11 years ago at 4:20 pmI see what you did there
11 years ago at 4:41 pmIt’s right in front of you man:
“I see what Jew did there”
11 years ago at 7:22 pmPeople still wonder which branch is best. Semper Fidelis.
11 years ago at 5:37 pmLast time I checked, the Marine Corps was still a department of the Navy. So I guess they both win?
11 years ago at 6:45 pmSays only people who aren’t Marines. Served my time brother, nut up then let me know how you feel.
11 years ago at 7:48 pmYeah, the men’s department
11 years ago at 9:29 pm