Michigan Man Gets Shot In Chest, Stops By Bar For Pool And Drinks Before Going To The Hospital
A Flint, Mich., man is recovering from a bullet that pierced his chest during a drive-by shooting in his neighborhood early Thursday morning.
The man, who says he was sitting at an intersection when a bullet went through his body, continued on his way to a local bar to have a few drinks and shoot some pool with his buddies before being rightfully urged to go to the fucking hospital.
“Uh, hey man. You’re bleeding all over the felt.”
“I’m fine.”
“You’re falling all over the place and you’ve only had half a Bell’s Two Hearted Ale.”
“I said I’m fine.”
“I know you keep saying that, but there is a gaping hole going through your body. I don’t think you’re fine.
“Yeah, maybe. Let’s just get one more drink.”
“Okay…just one more drink.”
From Michigan Live:
He says he drove to a bar in Genesee Township and had drinks and played pool with friends before they suggested he seek medical attention.
The bullet went through his body, police said. He was listed in stable condition at the hospital, according to Mt. Morris Township police Lt. Matt Lasky.
Local police don’t believe a word of the man’s story and are labeling him as an uncooperative victim..
[via Michigan Live]
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Gotta respect the guy if I got shot id probably want a drink too
11 years ago at 11:33 amThis guy’s got his priorities straight.
11 years ago at 11:33 amBid
11 years ago at 11:39 amMust’ve been Karl Welzein
11 years ago at 11:41 amHe was just lookin forward to the weekend, guys.
11 years ago at 1:52 pmFlint, Michigan…the cumdumpster of America.
11 years ago at 11:43 amand the hometown of Michael Moore. Surprise.
11 years ago at 12:06 pmGo Tropics!
11 years ago at 1:34 pmBells two hearted ale is delicious
11 years ago at 11:51 amAmen to that
11 years ago at 2:01 pmBell’s Two Hearted Ale? You obviously have never been to Flint. More of a malt liquor town.
11 years ago at 12:19 pmYeah I know I hate when people don’t know the prominent types of liquor in different cities…
11 years ago at 12:43 pmHe’s implying its full of dark skinned people who have a known affinity for malt liquor
11 years ago at 12:42 pm