Introducing The TFM Store
After a few years of running the greatest Greek website on the planet, we came to a shocking conclusion: “Holy shit, you guys. You can’t actually buy a shirt with the TFM logo on it.”
It took us about half a decade, but we’ve finally corrected that oversight and all is right in the world. We’d like to officially welcome you to the brand new TFM Store.
“But wait a minute,” we thought. “We can’t create an entire store and sell just one shirt. What the fuck do we do now?
Instead of just releasing 37 variations of the TFM sailboat, we decided to take a chance. We’ve created four pocket tees, three tanks, and eight beer sleeves that perfectly capture the TFM lifestyle.
We don’t suggest asking your grandma for any of these shirts for Christmas–her tears will most likely be immediately followed by cardiac arrest. These are the kinds of shirts that will get you high-fives (and possibly blow jobs) on Spring Break. These are shirts for when you’ve run out of fucks to give.
We know these shirts are insane, but we’re just getting started. This initial batch of shirts, we admit, is small, but we’re hoping to push out the best designs that you ask for on a regular basis. Let us know what shirts you want to see at store@totalfratmove.com, and we’ll do our best to provide them.
Check out the store here, and get ready to make your parents proud. Click your favorite shirt below to get right to ordering.
Why isn’t the “Legalize Cocaine” shirt that the tech guy posted on the site?
11 years ago at 1:07 pmTalking it over with our lawyers…
11 years ago at 2:12 pmGood luck with that, and when are you guys gonna update the app? Some of the features have said “Coming Soon” for about 5 or 6 months now
11 years ago at 4:46 pmI really wondering why a #Buttstuff2014 wasn’t considered
11 years ago at 1:08 pmIt should be, because every year you would have to get a new one.
11 years ago at 4:17 pmNot impressed
11 years ago at 1:09 pmThere’s so much missed potential for this…
11 years ago at 1:09 pmDo they all say “This Dick ain’t sucking it self on the back”
11 years ago at 1:09 pmNow Jtrain can sell his podcast tshirts somewhere.
On a side note, isn’t rowdy gents owned by TFM? I sense a small conflict of interests here.
11 years ago at 1:10 pmNot at all, new design and brand for people to rally behind and they still get profits win-win for them, especially if sales have been down
11 years ago at 1:49 pmDon’t give j-train any ideas he already knows he’s too good for us
11 years ago at 7:34 pmSo this is what the 1.2 million bucks is going towards?
11 years ago at 1:19 pmThe Fratleist shirt makes me want to harm innocent babies.
11 years ago at 1:31 pmI’m sure all the kids in highschool will love this
11 years ago at 1:34 pmAnd I’m sure Grandex will love their money
11 years ago at 3:43 pmBring back the fucking forum
11 years ago at 1:39 pm