You Won’t Recognize Half Of The “Popular Internet Acronyms” In This Batshit Crazy List From CNN
I don’t know what is going on here, and I don’t like it.
CNN, the former news outlet turned credentialed clickbait list-maker, has released the “28 internet acronyms parents should know.” Unless this generation of “teens” have turned into psycho-aggressive horny cretins, I don’t think this list is accurate–but I’ll let you be the judge.
If you have little brothers or sisters, be worried. This is apparently how they text now.
From CNN:
1. IWSN – I want sex now
2. GNOC – Get naked on camera
3. NIFOC – Naked in front of computer
4. PIR – Parent in room
5 CU46 – See you for sex
6. 53X – Sex
7. 9 – Parent watching
8. 99 – Parent gone
9. 1174′ – Party meeting place
10. THOT – That hoe over there
11. CID – Acid (the drug)
12. Broken – Hungover from alcohol
13. 420 – Marijuana
14. POS – Parent over shoulder
15. SUGARPIC – Suggestive or erotic photo
16. KOTL – Kiss on the lips
17. (L)MIRL – Let’s meet in real life
18. PRON – Porn
19. TDTM – Talk dirty to me
20. 8 – Oral sex
21. CD9 – Parents around/Code 9
22. IPN – I’m posting naked
23. LH6 – Let’s have sex
24. WTTP – Want to trade pictures?
25. DOC – Drug of choice
26. TWD – Texting while driving
27. GYPO – Get your pants off
28. KPC- Keeping parents clueless
“I want sex now”, “SUGARPIC”, “PRON”. There is just no way this list is real. If you mix up “8” and “9”, the meaning of the message transforms from “parent watching” to “oral sex.”
Internet trolls, yes you there, now is your time to shine. The author of this CNN post ended her piece with the following message:
Know any other Internet acronyms parents should learn about? Tell Kelly Wallace on Twitter or CNN Living on Facebook.
Time to send Kelly Wallace some absurd acronyms for her next piece “warning parents” about texting culture. Some potential examples:
ECRDN- Eating Cool Ranch Doritos Naked.
BRB- Butts, Real Butts
KTSIWT- Kiss The Screen, I Will Too.
01000101M- 69 Me
FMCLHS- Fuck My Curfew, Let’s Have Sex
Titty- Decoy for butt.
Butt- Decoy for titty.
LOL- Looking Over Lotsofporn
CCTBOB- Can’t Contain This Big Ole Boner
TSHWSHLYB- That Science Homework Was So Hard, Like You Baby
ISIS – I’m So Incredibly Sorry.
747OD- High On Drugs.
If just one of these makes her next column, I’ll mail my next paycheck to charity (not really, I need the money)..
[via CNN]
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Ahh just what the readers wanted a shitty click bait list article
11 years ago at 5:23 pmThat’s the only real thing Helmet Stickers here can post. I don’t see why he is still around. I guess we won’t have another week like last week…
11 years ago at 5:25 pmThey should demote him back to intern and have him work his way back up.
11 years ago at 6:36 pm…And no for*ms
11 years ago at 6:07 pmPFHS – Please Fire Helmet Stickers
11 years ago at 5:25 pmI laughed.
11 years ago at 5:29 pmAt least you did something right.
11 years ago at 11:52 pmHelmet Stickers changing his name to SteveHolt to avoid getting shit on endlesslessly. NF
11 years ago at 3:41 amStupid liberals.
11 years ago at 5:25 pmYeah, man.
11 years ago at 7:08 pm“FMCLHS- Fuck My Curfew, Let’s Have Sex”
Total Middle School Frat Move?
11 years ago at 5:26 pm*TDornM
11 years ago at 5:55 pmwe dont need acronyms, we just need #BUTTSTUFF2014
11 years ago at 5:28 pmThis is by the same writer who wrote “Santa Is Gay; Get Over It”
11 years ago at 5:31 pmNot Frat
11 years ago at 5:32 pmWriting a dumb click-bait article to call out a different dumb click-bait article for being dumb. TFTC?
11 years ago at 5:34 pmDHSTC – Deport Helmet Stickers To Canada
11 years ago at 5:43 pmHey whoa bud let’s not do anything hasty
11 years ago at 6:08 pmJh
11 years ago at 6:14 pmHungover… from alcohol
11 years ago at 5:45 pmthanks for the clarification CNN, couldn’t piece together that jigsaw puzzle of a word