Power Ranking The Victoria’s Secret Angels
Each year, Victoria’s Secret gets the hottest models in the world to throw on some absurd lingerie that no normal human being will ever wear and walk down a runway. It’s a guy’s pre-game to xxnx.com and a girl’s pre-game to eating nothing but one carrot for the next three months. Genius marketing ploy by Victoria’s Secret.
The Angels are the stars of the show, but not all angels were created equally. Without further ado, here are the Victoria’s Secret Angels power ranked from last to first.
Why the hell are the best posts all being released during finals week?
10 years ago at 12:23 pmthank you for taking the time out of your day to fill my facebook news feed with 5 slightly above average pics.
10 years ago at 12:25 pmWho gets on Facebook anymore? How’s your myspace top 8 going while we’re at it?
10 years ago at 12:36 pmPretty sure he also ignored the fact that there’s 8 separate pages. But that’s not surprising considering his apparent intelligence.
10 years ago at 12:41 pmSo your writers can link porn but we can’t??
10 years ago at 12:27 pmYeah they can. They linked to Kate uptons leaked pic last year and to a naked model shoot earlier. They can do almost whatever they want.
10 years ago at 1:14 pmBlatantly disregarding your own rules. TFM.
10 years ago at 1:32 pmDo you know how difficult it is to click on 8 different pages with your left hand?
10 years ago at 12:27 pmI think my name speaks for itself regarding these girls.
10 years ago at 1:16 pmHey, good one chief!!
10 years ago at 2:47 pmThanks. It’s funny because my name is a sexual innuendo.
10 years ago at 3:33 pmGo home.
10 years ago at 10:47 amYou really fucked that one up.
10 years ago at 4:26 pmMy Frock threw in the towel at Behati….
10 years ago at 12:29 pmDamn, you made it that far? Mine quit at the third picture of Aldrige.
10 years ago at 12:37 pmIs it just me, or do they need to find a new angel with Double D’s?
10 years ago at 12:33 pmThey actually restrict the angels to smaller cup sizes nowadays. They get these stick thin girls, but can’t just bring in somebody with some milk jugs. Kinda bullshit if you ask me.
10 years ago at 12:37 pmI’d pound number 7 with the best 4 inches of her life.
10 years ago at 12:35 pmIf I were Hindu I would kill myself and reincarnate as a cat just to be the one in the very last picture.
10 years ago at 12:39 pmNo Miranda Kerr? Fuck you
10 years ago at 12:39 pmShe’s no longer with VS.
10 years ago at 1:24 pmFuck yOU
10 years ago at 5:15 pmGrammar police: first paragraph…”tht”.
10 years ago at 12:40 pmFucking Pike
10 years ago at 12:51 pm