Power Ranking The Victoria’s Secret Angels

Each year, Victoria’s Secret gets the hottest models in the world to throw on some absurd lingerie that no normal human being will ever wear and walk down a runway. It’s a guy’s pre-game to xxnx.com and a girl’s pre-game to eating nothing but one carrot for the next three months. Genius marketing ploy by Victoria’s Secret.

The Angels are the stars of the show, but not all angels were created equally. Without further ado, here are the Victoria’s Secret Angels power ranked from last to first.

8. Lily Aldridge

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  1. Meat Spin

    thank you for taking the time out of your day to fill my facebook news feed with 5 slightly above average pics.

    10 years ago at 12:25 pm
    1. skippedlegday

      Who gets on Facebook anymore? How’s your myspace top 8 going while we’re at it?

      10 years ago at 12:36 pm
    2. ATOTillTheDayIDie

      Pretty sure he also ignored the fact that there’s 8 separate pages. But that’s not surprising considering his apparent intelligence.

      10 years ago at 12:41 pm
    1. soldier_for_freedom

      Yeah they can. They linked to Kate uptons leaked pic last year and to a naked model shoot earlier. They can do almost whatever they want.

      10 years ago at 1:14 pm
  2. PeteWheeler

    Do you know how difficult it is to click on 8 different pages with your left hand?

    10 years ago at 12:27 pm
    1. ATOTillTheDayIDie

      They actually restrict the angels to smaller cup sizes nowadays. They get these stick thin girls, but can’t just bring in somebody with some milk jugs. Kinda bullshit if you ask me.

      10 years ago at 12:37 pm
  3. ATOTillTheDayIDie

    If I were Hindu I would kill myself and reincarnate as a cat just to be the one in the very last picture.

    10 years ago at 12:39 pm