Dan Bilzerian Arrested At LAX For Allegedly Attempting To Make Bomb, Held Without Bail, Probably Pulling Mad Pussy In Jail
According to TMZ, infamous Instagram playboy Dan Bilzerian was arrested after landing at LAX late Tuesday, apparently for possessing an explosive or incendiary device with the intent to manufacture it.
According to the criminal complaint — obtained by TMZ — Bilzerian had ammonium and aluminum powder, along with ammonium nitrate mix — and when mixed it acts like pure TNT.
Pure TNT? That’s some serious Wile E. Coyote shit. But if you’re at all familiar with Bilzerian, his lifestyle, and his love for weapons and women, this isn’t exactly shocking news. The only thing he loves more than fake titties is blowing shit up.
And this isn’t a guy that flies commercial. Dude rolls private jet or he doesn’t roll at all. My guess is he arrived back in LA from Art Basel in Miami (where he allegedly booted a chick in the face for throwing salt on his game) on his private jet, and the hating ass police were waiting on him with warrants. Said warrants probably resulted in the search of Bilzerian’s plane, where these apparent “explosives” were discovered. Bilzerian is basically the polar opposite of an America-hating terrorist, so odds are these explosives were going to be used to blow up something awesome in the middle of the desert while surrounded by models.
Dan is being held without bail, and will most likely pass his time in the slammer by paying off guards to provide him with female inmates to slake his undying lust while awaiting his day in court. .
UPDATE: Dan was released from jail at 1:16 p.m. PT on December 10th, but it’s unclear whether or not the charges were dropped or if he did, in fact, participate in heterosexual intercourse while incarcerated.
[via TMZ]
I have a feeling he’ll be alright
11 years ago at 11:49 amDamn liberals going after an American hero
11 years ago at 11:52 amYou’re real special, ain’t ya champ?
11 years ago at 1:18 pmThat’s how the state of Florida would put it
11 years ago at 6:43 pmThis guy is an assclown. Men and women who are remembered by the folded flag in their mother’s homes are American heroes. Go bury your head in concrete.
11 years ago at 5:02 amIt’s time TFM got off his dick. Post some videos of him and models sure, because tits, but Jesus, the dude washed out of buds. Patriot- yes. American hero- not really, no.
11 years ago at 11:57 amHe’s is an american icon, not a hero. There is a difference.
11 years ago at 11:59 amI wouldn’t classify him as an icon either. The dude is famous because of a picture sharing app. He isn’t famous for saving brothers and sisters in Afghanistan, or even standing up for our 2nd amendment right. He’s just out making videos shooting guns and blowing shit up, which is already all over the Internet. He’s just another internet sensation.
11 years ago at 12:13 pmWe only see the stuff of him with chicks and models because that’s what people want to see. He donated $10,000 to ALS and would’ve done a million if Ellen Degeneres wasn’t such a lesbian so he’s not just an internet sensation.
11 years ago at 1:01 pmLet’s be real though, 10k is pocket change for this guy, so that doesn’t really say much.
11 years ago at 3:24 pmMore than you and I could donate.
11 years ago at 3:57 pmFratdan_Walsh’s comment is what is wrong with America today. Because he has a lot more money his donations don’t count because it wasn’t a large enough percentage. Get the fuck out of here. Giving is what matters, not the amount. If he wants to help more, he can. If he doesn’t, he shouldn’t have to and he certainly shouldn’t have deal with some shit-for-brains kid telling him he should be giving more. People that EXPECT the wealthy to throw their money at the world’s issues are the reason Obama got elected twice. It’s his fucking money. If you want more to go to charity then make something of yourself and donate, fuckstick.
(If u find A gramaticol or speling airor and wood like to complane….fuck off)
11 years ago at 6:50 pmAls is a stain on the carpet compared to the other shit we should be looking to prevent and cure. However, donating to any cause is a good thing, but this guy is still a fucking tool bag. He’s a fucking joke in the military
11 years ago at 6:04 pmMost people wash out of BUD/S. Do you know how hard it is to be selected? The man served his country. Shame on you for trying to minimize that, “TooBusyYachting.”
11 years ago at 12:22 pmToo bad I’m not some call of duty chair warrior… So cool your jets. I know what those guys do. I worked on that base for 2 years. Every day I saw those BAMFers slaying it. But at the end of the day, he washed out… He never earned the title. Good job for trying, want a trophy Dan? I’ll pay for it myself.
11 years ago at 12:28 pm“BAMFers”? Get the fuck out of here.
11 years ago at 1:46 pmWouldn’t BAMFers mean BadAssMotherFuckerers?
11 years ago at 3:02 pmWell played, well played
11 years ago at 6:01 pmTry less.
11 years ago at 4:47 pmI heard he was dishonorably discharged from the program. Don’t know if it’s true though, not really familiar with that whole program.
11 years ago at 12:41 pmHe was, can’t remember what de did but yeah
11 years ago at 12:54 pmFrom what I’ve read (may or may not be true) he was cut for integrity violations. Again, what I read so could be wrong. But you generally fail for two reasons. You get hurt and can’t continue or you fuck up…
11 years ago at 12:57 pmHe did really well physically, but the other guys and instructors in BUD/S apparently thought he was an arrogant douche, and were looking for some way to drop him with proper grounds. A week left till graduation, and he called one of his instructors a fag and was dropped.
11 years ago at 1:25 pmI read an article by Brandon Webb, who was a SEAL and SEAL Sniper Instructor that said he was booted for a range violation which in his words said that he was a shitbag and the cadre were looking for any reason to can him.
11 years ago at 1:40 pmRumor has it, he called his CO a pussy a couple of days before graduation, so they canned him.
11 years ago at 2:53 pmif this dude was brown like a couple of his instagram buddies, he’d be locked up for a decade for the same offense
11 years ago at 11:51 amPart of me died when I saw “via TMZ” at the bottom of the article.
11 years ago at 11:58 amGotta source the source, breh. #hardcorejournalist
11 years ago at 12:14 pmIt was in Business Insider…the TMZ of the business world.
11 years ago at 12:55 pmStill more reliable than Rolling Stone
11 years ago at 12:36 pmJail being a place known for heterosexual sex.
11 years ago at 12:00 pmKeep your head up, Tailhook. I got a good chuckle out of this shit.
11 years ago at 12:44 pmA Bilzerian article without some tits? You should know better, Bolen…
11 years ago at 12:04 pmThanks for handling that.
11 years ago at 12:14 pm
11 years ago at 12:46 pmAs hot as she is, I can’t stand tatts on ladies, so her value is decreased. Am I gay or nah
11 years ago at 12:19 pmNo, I’m with you there. Tats on girls are just horrible. It’s a shame this chick had to sully a 10 body with that trashy stamp. On her stomach no less.
11 years ago at 12:42 pmpussies
11 years ago at 1:26 pmit’s actually a great indicator of daddy issues.
11 years ago at 1:49 pmAnd daddy issues always leads to #BUTTSTUFF2015
11 years ago at 2:41 pmOn her stomach just mean it’s a target.
11 years ago at 3:30 pmYeah, I might takes some laps for this, but this guy is a huge douche.
11 years ago at 12:06 pmAdd that he got kicked out of a night club the other night for kicking a girl in the face.
11 years ago at 1:15 pmI agree, at first I thought he was a complete badass, and I guess he still is, but all this stupid shit is making me like him less and less.
11 years ago at 6:38 pmGet of his dick! It’s hard to read when you see that more guys (the author) want to suck this fuck face’s cock more than the wannabe models he hangs with..this dudes a poser with money that has contributed absolutely nothing worthy to society, and his 15 minutes where up a long time ago. Some clown here called him an “American hero”..i think thats truly disrespectful to REAL American heroes that have actually done something for America rather than getting kicked out of the SEALS, inherit money you didn’t work for, and brag about chicks you bang like you’re still in high school..I’m surprised he didn’t filled his Instagram with bathroom mirror selfies.
11 years ago at 12:07 pmWahhhh wahhhh wahhhhh
11 years ago at 12:16 pmJust because you want his dick in your ass doesn’t mean we do. Kick rocks.
11 years ago at 1:14 pmYou are a terrible account.
11 years ago at 3:32 pmWhy are the police wasting valuable resources on this when they could be investigating Dorn #justiceforthekids2014
11 years ago at 12:15 pm#yesallchildren
11 years ago at 12:36 pm#YesAllLittleBoysWhoWearHawaiinShirts
11 years ago at 7:10 pmGetting put in jail on federal terrorism charges. NF.
11 years ago at 12:39 pmthank you
11 years ago at 6:41 pm