Pornhub Settles The Age-Old Debate: Tits Or Ass?
Jordan versus LeBron, Peyton versus Brady, North versus South, tits versus ass. These are all topics that can cause even the best of friends to come to blows. I once saw two pledge brothers drunkenly fight over which is better: a nice set of tits or a perfectly round, firm ass. The ass man won the fight, deservedly so. A great rump trumps a nice rack every day of the week.
Pornhub and YouPorn decided to end the discussion once and for all. The statisticians (How does one get that job? It sounds awesome.) over at the two sites teamed up and researched which part of the body was the most popular and where it was most popular. Since I don’t care about the rest of the world and other people’s views on this debate, let’s just look at how Americans view ass or tits:
Just like the recent midterm elections, there is a lot of red in that map. Give or take a few states that really don’t even matter, America is an ass country. Can you blame ’em?
America has spoken and we are in agreement that you should marry the ass and buy the tits. Shut it down and go home–this debate is over. .
[via Pornhub]
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11 years ago at 10:44 am“Marry the ass, buy the tits”
11 years ago at 10:44 amI like both.
11 years ago at 10:46 amIt also looks like the areas that Dorn is getting banned from going near schools and parks… Take your talents to the farm country Dorno .
11 years ago at 10:48 amYou can’t take literally any topic and turn it into a Dorn pedophilia joke.
11 years ago at 12:09 pmAren’t you supposed to be dead?
11 years ago at 2:45 pmDorno is a man of the ass.
11 years ago at 10:49 am“Specializing in ass & tits analytics” on your resume is one hell of a TFM.
11 years ago at 10:53 amPornhub specializes in ANALytics, if you catch my drift.
11 years ago at 4:54 pmAss all the way
11 years ago at 10:57 am#FreeShibby #BlutarskyForVPOfMedia #PublishTheFratmasStories #YesAllMenWhoWearHawaiianShirts
11 years ago at 10:59 amI feel like you spend entirely too much time frotoshopping for comments.
11 years ago at 12:18 pmThis was from the F*rum #RIP #NeverForget #Forumgeddon #GreatBlackball2014
11 years ago at 3:09 pmWhat happened to Allen? He hasn’t commented in ages
11 years ago at 7:25 pmThis is great, but where is Fail Friday?
11 years ago at 11:02 amAre you blind?
11 years ago at 1:25 pmTits because you can see them bounce when you do the intercourse.
11 years ago at 11:03 amThis is an underrated comment.
11 years ago at 9:37 am