Girl Admits To Being A Hooker With Facebook Post, Calls Out Her Haters
This is the kind of shit that makes me keep my Facebook. Things that shouldn’t be seen show up on your timeline and you can’t help laugh. We all have those degenerate “friends” from high school who we laugh at when we see what their lives have become. On the off chance that Lindsay from high school becomes a hooker, not only will I win the pool among my friends, but I will also get some entertainment for when she posts a status calling out all her haters. That’s what happened to this girl.
Fed up with her “haters,” she went out and had herself a hell of a night on the town having sex with dudes for money. Afterward, she took to Facebook to let everyone know just exactly what she’s doing with her entrepreneurial degree.
Few things to take away from the post:
1) I definitely would be interested in her services. How much for the GFE?
2) That’s a huge chunk of change for one night of work–$666 to be exact. Keep up the good work. I’d be feeling blessed, too.
3) She’s straight up taking a picture with an iPad. WTF? Who does that? Hookers, I guess.
At this point, she doesn’t care who knows that she’s getting dicked down on a nightly basis for money. Some of her friends are concerned about her career choice, and she just brushes them off.
Shake off those haters, girl, and just keep hooking. Those folk are just jealous of the fat amount of cash you’re pulling in. Just keep on living the American dream..
[via Imugr]
Good to see your sister is doing alright, Boulevard. Kinda weird your interested in her services though #WhenInAlabama
11 years ago at 3:10 pm#WeWantTheTwelveDaysOfFratmas
11 years ago at 3:49 pm“Look I’m a classy girl” while telling everyone you’re a hooker. Something doesn’t seem right here, but I’m not entirely sure what.
11 years ago at 3:11 pmJust go with it.
11 years ago at 3:24 pmThe day a woman says something that actually makes sense, Armageddon will be upon us.
11 years ago at 3:16 amWho paid in ones?
11 years ago at 3:13 pmOTPHJs don’t run a full $10
11 years ago at 3:17 pmDorn’s mom tell you that?
11 years ago at 3:47 pm“I made $766 whoring myself out” “who gave you a single dollar?” “every one of them”
11 years ago at 8:13 pmI, too, would pay.
11 years ago at 3:14 pmIf you’re at the point where you’re willing to pay for sex while in college, then you must be really doing something wrong.
11 years ago at 3:55 pmPoint, and laps, taken.
11 years ago at 1:28 amThe tax man can’t wait to give her the D
11 years ago at 3:14 pmI hope she goes to jail for tax evasion so bad.
11 years ago at 8:53 pmIs it me or does that font look slightly different than Facebook’s? I call fake.
11 years ago at 3:15 pmSomehow, she still comes off better than the thirsty ass “you should charge more; your body is so beautiful” commenter.
11 years ago at 3:17 pmBoth are still better than Jay Task #FireJayTas
11 years ago at 4:01 pmShibby, be a better troll. You have it in you.
11 years ago at 5:28 pmRoger, Dorn’s dick. You have it in you.
11 years ago at 8:58 pmAttaboy
11 years ago at 8:17 pmLooks like Dorn’s mom finally decided to come clean
11 years ago at 3:19 pmShe is way to young their champ. His sister maybe but not his worn out mother.
11 years ago at 3:24 pmDidn’t think anyone would be worse at grammar than the hooker, but you take the cake.
11 years ago at 3:32 pmDrinking does that to me. I don’t care about no grammar anyway.
11 years ago at 5:39 pmAlso, to answer question #3: Asians. They love taking pictures with iPads.
11 years ago at 3:20 pmSmart business on her part for not outing her two most frequent cliants: Bacon and stuff fat people like.
11 years ago at 3:20 pmGot ’em.
11 years ago at 3:21 pmAlways have to protect the “cliants”
11 years ago at 3:38 pm