Use Your Brain: An Athlete’s Opinions On Relevant Social Issues Don’t Matter

Use Your Brain: An Athlete's Opinion on Relevant Social Issues Doesn't Matter

I will admit, maybe the title of this article is a little too abrasive. I can’t go as far as to say that athletes’ opinions don’t matter. Athletes’ opinions do matter–however, no more than the opinions of yours or mine. Guys, we live in the greatest country on the planet. This comes as a shock to no one, I’m sure, but it never hurts to be reminded. When all of us were born, we were granted basic inalienable rights entitling us to “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.” Within that right of liberty, we are granted the right to freedom of speech.

The past few months have provided us with highly polarizing “news” topics in which we all feel obligated to weigh in on with our opinions. Somewhere along the line, however, we have been brainwashed to place more stock into the opinions of those we see on TV, in magazines, and on the internet over the average news-watching American. It’s disgusting, and we have to fix it. Dave Chappelle’s 2004 stand-up “For What It’s Worth” expresses the exact sentiments of this article. He tells a story about watching TV soon after the September 11 attacks, obviously upset with the events that had taken place. The television quickly teleconferenced rapper Ja Rule (some of you are probably too young to even know who this is) to explain his feelings on the attacks. Why? Why the fuck would they even do this? Situation aside, it’s all a pretty funny skit and hilarious stand-up in general, but it illustrates a dramatic truth. Ten years later, we are still placing stock in the opinions of celebrities on social issues and events. Use your brain, people; a celebrity’s opinion on social issues carries no more weight than yours or mine.

If you are trying to make a point on any relevant social issue, using the opinion of Derrick Rose, Charles Barkley, or any other athlete will bring no value to your argument. In my personal opinion, it just makes you look like an idiot. Don’t get me wrong, some athletes make very strong, relevant points. I just have a hard time being convinced that your point is valid, or that you even have a firm grasp on the concept at hand, if the basis of your argument comes from someone notable for catching one-handed touchdowns or sinking slick fade-aways. It’s simple psychology. In terms of marketing, both products and ideas can have a brand ambassador. In terms of propaganda, it’s a simple case of a celebrity testimonial. Stop buying into it, because guess what? Their knowledge on most issues most likely won’t surpass yours.

Earlier this year, Houston big man Dwight Howard tweeted, “FREE PALESTINE!” before quickly deleting and apologizing for the comment. Without thought, Howard shared his opinion on one of the longest holy wars Earth has ever seen to more than five million people. Within his apology, he admitted that he honestly had no clue what the hell he was talking about and that he tweeted his thought based off a photo he saw on Twitter. People STILL bitched and bickered about the tweet for days. Some thought he was the perfect representative for the Palestine movement. Others swore to boycott the Houston Rockets–and even the entire NBA–because of his tweet. Very few came to the conclusion of, “Damn, this guy is a moron. Maybe I shouldn’t value his opinion on the holy land war in the slightest.”

This leads to us: a majority of hardworking, tax paying, non-famous American people. Stop internalizing what these celebrities do or say. Not only should you not use their opinions to form an argument of your own, but being offended by a celebrity opinion (over anyone else’s) is just sensitive and naïve. The biggest problem with the pussification of America is that the sensitive fucks are, in turn, creating a sensitive opposition out of rational thinking humans. Why would I care what Dwight Howard thinks about world politics? Why should I care what five receivers on the St. Louis Rams do with their hands before a football game? Why in God’s name would I care what Charles Barkley thinks about anything other than basketball? I don’t, because I understand that I am, most likely, a lot more educated on these issues. I can read up on current events in my free time while they spend it practicing their craft or doing famous people shit.

“But Token Sport Guys, these guys are our role models and kids look up to them and blah, blah, blah.” Fuck that. Fuck all of that. Our generation grew up on Dr. Dre, Eminem, and Dennis Rodman. Hell, Michael Jordan was–and still is–the hands-down favorite athlete of our generation, and that fucker was one of the most degenerate, gambling alcoholics to be considered “the greatest” in any genre besides writing, acting, and rock and roll. Look at us–we turned out just fine.

Let’s all stop being so sensitive and instead become more sensible. We are all old enough to understand right and wrong, do our own damn research, formulate our own fucking opinion, and then move on. Take advantage of that, because the people whining about how so-and-so offended them by an opinionated comment live in a delusional landscape of America, and they are trying to drag us all into it with them.

We learned in the second grade that “sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.” What ever happened to that? Let’s take it back to the basics and worry about rational things such as the facts, and not so much about the story conjured up to help mascaraed the real issue at hand. And dammit, can we please stop putting the opinion of a two-semester, leisurely student athlete on the golden pedestal?

At the end of the day, this is only my opinion. Do your duty as an American and create your own.

  1. USArmy

    Shortly after the Sandy Hook shooting, Scott Van Pelt made a comment about how he didn’t care about anyones right to own a gun. It was his opinion. Mine was “shut the fuck up about social issues and give me your fucking opinion on the NBA game from the night before.”

    “Celebrity” opinions are like TFM Interns. They all suck.

    11 years ago at 10:47 am
  2. Dog_the_Pledge_Hunter

    But on what basis should we think your opinion is worth anything??

    Sarcasm aside, I agree with you. I only enjoy hearing what famous people think about complex issues because I find it hilarious how confident they are about things they haven’t done any research on. All that money and influence and they cant figure out how to look up basic facts on Google.

    11 years ago at 10:49 am
    1. USArmy

      I completely agree with you. I can’t believe all that money can’t purchase a Google app on that ridiculously expensive smart phone.

      11 years ago at 10:52 am
      1. USArmy

        That’s a bummer, man. I can’t seem to get a good frasp (frat grasp) on what is legal and what isn’t. I really like this site, the articles and I like the posters, but I get mixed signals from the mods. Articles about “melting your dick off” are posted, but mentioning the f**ums gets a blackball. I am first in line to tell Dorn if I particularly like or dislike something. I’ve always felt like a few things shouldn’t be touched: racism, sexism etc. have always been off limits. But now, it seems so much more is blackball material, but it’s so gray I don’t know what is and what isn’t. I don’t want to incite a riot or bring down the hex on my profile. I just feel a little better if I knew the new boundries. Good luck with 2.0!

        11 years ago at 12:43 pm
    2. Mr.Belfort

      Token, you are preaching to the choir. Now let’s get this message to the idiots

      11 years ago at 1:41 pm
  3. Asteroid

    Beautiful the only problem is unlike those of us here who have enough basic human intelligence to understand that just because you’re famous doesn’t make you more informed a lot of people in America today just tend to follow what the big name celebrities say. Sorry to be the Denny downer on this one but unfortunately it’s true.

    11 years ago at 10:58 am
    1. TFMSorrySir

      I think you means Debby* Downer. Denny is not a name. It is a breakfast resteraunt

      11 years ago at 12:26 pm
  4. Sleeveless Joe

    It also seems like the most vocal are also the most uninformed. They also tend to be Libs.

    11 years ago at 11:01 am
    1. Fratasaurus

      One of the greatest calamities to befall this country is the liberal, academic, and media agenda to present themselves as the educated/superior group and republicans as the “stupid” party.

      11 years ago at 11:45 am
      1. JerryJones

        The left has been using the media and academia to make doing what’s right, wrong. And doing what’s wrong, right. All in the name of “education” and “progress”. And anyone who disagrees is a bigoted-old-rich-homophobic-xenophobic-uneducated-biblethumping-southerner, smh. What happened to common sense and absolute truth?

        11 years ago at 12:02 pm
      2. Fratasaurus

        You forgot redneck, truck driving global warming denying racists who don’t believe in contraception and want to take away voting rights from women and minorities.

        11 years ago at 12:28 pm
      3. Fratasaurus

        But when you think about it, republican leadership is so pathetic and desperate that it is willing to go to extreme lengths to disprove those adjectives and try to compete with democrats for votes at the expense of our prosperity (I.e. Offering amnesty to 10 million mostly uneducated, unskilled, criminals that will cost over a $1,000,000,000,000 (a trillion, though that might be obamacare I can’t keep the numbers straight at this point) even though those people will never vote republican)

        11 years ago at 12:35 pm
      4. JerryJones

        How could I forget? It gets hard to keep up with all the terms they use to describe us. I agree 100% the GOP establishment is so desperate to be liked by the media that they’ll do anything and everything…except represent the people that voted them in. Seriously, Johnny Boehner and Mitch McConnell ran as being anti-amnesty, anti-obamacare. Then they get back to Washington and basically say “fuck you” to the people who voted for them. And then they have the nerve to disrespect true conservative patriots like Ted Cruz and Mike Lee when they stand up for the American people. Pathetic.

        11 years ago at 12:45 pm
  5. Sailgating

    Unfortunately most people don’t use their brain, because “thinking is hard”. Great article though.

    11 years ago at 11:02 am
  6. Floyd Hazeweather

    Watch Ben Affleck get eviscerated on Real Time and you’ll never take a celebrity seriously again.

    (Not a plug for Real Time either, settle down tea-party hardos)

    11 years ago at 11:08 am
  7. Herr_Fratzer

    This reminds me of when all the news was about Dennis Rodman and his views on North Korea, and his bff Kim Jong Un.

    11 years ago at 11:13 am
    1. GeedsAreRuiningAmerica

      But Rodman said Kim Jong Un’s a cool guy, so all those heinous human rights violations are a lie, right?

      11 years ago at 1:45 pm
  8. delteagle

    Yeah it’s fine until you get worthless shitstains like Bob Costas who get airtime on Monday Night Football to rant about gun control when i’m there for a football game, not to hear his tiny little gears turn about politics.

    11 years ago at 11:19 am