Russia Is In Complete Chaos, Putin Still Wins Country’s “Man Of The Year” Award For 15th Straight Time

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Is there anyone in the world who is dominating life quite like Vladimir Putin? Sure, as a whole, Russia is in complete disarray, but that didn’t stop Putin from being named Russia’s “Man of the Year”…for the fifteenth consecutive year. Fifteen years. That’s a longer run than when Maddux, Glavine, and Smoltz led the Braves in the ’90s. It’s like no one else in Russia even has a chance.

From Business Insider:

The Russian president won by a landslide, claiming 68% of votes. The runner-up got only 4% of votes. The poll was conducted by the Public Opinion Foundation and included 1,500 respondents in 43 regions of Russia, according to Interfax.

Vladimir Putin’s major role in the life of the country looks even more decisive considering researchers within the same poll asked who among scientists and artists was worthy of the mantle. Some 75 percent of Russians said they had no answer to this question.”

Some may say it’s quite a coincidence that he’s taken home every man of the year title since rising to power in Russia, but honestly, how can anyone else compete?

The man essentially has all the makings of a real life Bond villain. He’s wrestled tigers and bears into submission, pilots Tu-160 supersonic heavy bombers for shits and gigs, is an eighth degree black belt, is a former member of the KGB, and has a fucking mountain named in his honor–in another country (Kyrgyzstan, mind you).

Don’t forget that he’s a sharpshooter on the ice, too:

He looks like a young Gretzky out there. They were clearly giving 110 percent, and they weren’t willingly letting Vlad get garbage goals. Just pure skill on his part.

Then he throws us this heat, an ad that is Hollywood trailer-grade quality for an upcoming political speech:

Russia might be in a state of turmoil with its oil and economic crises, but who gives a shit when you have pump-up videos like this to overlook your very transparent flaws?

With the way things are going with Kim Jong-un being butt hurt about this Seth Rogen and James Franco film, I believe it’s time to replace North Korea as the U.S.’s number one threat with someone who is actually worthy. Putin may not be the adversary America wants, but he’s the adversary this great nation of ours deserves.

[via Business Insider]

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  1. Frock_Itch

    Shocking. It’s not as if the threat of mass extinction of your entire bloodline even crossed the voters minds.

    11 years ago at 12:39 pm
  2. GarthLongmore

    I’m beginning to think there’s some funny business going on. I can understand 10,12, or even 14 times in a row, but 15!?!? That’s absurd!

    11 years ago at 12:40 pm
    1. Fratmiral Nelson

      I agree, definitely sounds like another government inside job. #Bushdid911

      11 years ago at 1:11 pm
    2. Ihavefirmnipples

      So up to 14 = “Nothing fishy at all going on here,” but 15 or more consecutive awards = “What the fuck is going on? There must be some sort of conspiracy.” Makes sense.

      11 years ago at 1:17 pm
      1. Ihavefirmnipples

        I knew I went full retard because of laps on my comment. Didn’t need your broken english bumblefuck of an explanation, pledge.

        11 years ago at 2:51 pm
  3. Dthesmith

    Putin doesn’t give a fuck. He’s probably drowning in Russian snuff porn as we speak.

    11 years ago at 12:42 pm
  4. Bigfrock

    Nice to see that there are “1,500” people in Russia who have not been completely brainwashed by the state run media

    11 years ago at 12:45 pm
    1. Nice Try

      Right, an actual dictator is better than the President of the United States. Fuck off

      11 years ago at 2:36 pm
    2. Callsign_Viper

      Obviously. At least vlad isn’t a communist, authoritative dictator, who shits on freedom and liberty.

      11 years ago at 2:39 pm
  5. Fratmiral Nelson

    What’s the exchange rate between a pound, a dollar, and a ruble? A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

    11 years ago at 1:09 pm
  6. thaisticktony

    Topic: who would you rather have as president of the U.S. Right now. Putin or Obama?

    11 years ago at 1:28 pm
    1. Ihavefirmnipples

      All qualifications for US presidency aside, I think the people who frequent this website would be hard pressed to say they prefer that slapdick Barry. Also, fuck Russia.

      11 years ago at 1:50 pm
      1. Bigfrock

        I have a feeling Mitt might run again, and I really like him last time. Really anybody but Hillary though. Fuck Hillary

        11 years ago at 2:52 pm