California Pot Shop Has Santa, A Snowman, And A Nug Smoking Weed In Its Christmas Window Display
Your Christmas decorations are cute. The blow-up Santa, some wire reindeer fucking each other, and a sizable penis constructed from strands of lights are classic and timeless, but they’re not worthy of breathing the car exhaust near this fantastic display of artistry in San Pedro, Calif.
The Harbor House of Dank may be able to claim the most interesting Christmas display in the nation. It features holiday favorites, such as Santa Claus and a snowman. That’s just the base layer, though.
Santa is smoking pot while holding a bong. The snowman is holding a prescription pill bottle. They’re joined by a marijuana nug wearing a Santa hat and a joint smoking a joint, which is also wearing a Santa hat. Both are blazed out of their fucking minds and it is glorious. Just an absolute masterpiece worthy of an exhibit in the Louvre.
As we should have expected, the irritable, spiritless souls of the neighborhood needed a new cause to bitch about, and the business found itself in their crosshairs.
From NBC Los Angeles:
Hundreds of people expressed their anger about the décor on the “Coastal San Pedro Neighborhood Watch” page, a closed Facebook group which had 2,784 members as of Tuesday afternoon.
On Facebook, one man posted “have some damn sense, kids walk by that place all the time.” A woman posted “just couldn’t understand why?”
“What do you tell your kids about that?” asked Tony Apodaca, who posted the picture of the store front on Monday. By Tuesday afternoon, his post had more than 190 comments.
“I was shocked when I drove by in the morning knowing there’s a junior high school a block away,” said Apodaca.
The store gave in and removed the blazed Santa and his friends, but the Harbor House of Dank’s troubles have only just begun. As it turns out, the store is operating illegally and it hasn’t obtained any of the necessary permits to operate as a medical marijuana dispensary. Now it is under investigation. Fuck it. 420..
[via NBC Los Angeles]
And we care because..?
11 years ago at 11:58 amThis couldn’t have gone under photos why???
11 years ago at 12:02 pmSo Bogey could write an easy article about it and meet his quota for the week.
11 years ago at 12:07 pmPlease don’t make me hate you, Bogey.
11 years ago at 12:02 pmSo, Santa comes down the chimney so he smells like fireplace smoke and not his smoke.
11 years ago at 12:06 pmSince when did TFM turn into High Times?
11 years ago at 12:07 pmSince getting stoned apparently became frat. At this rate the next few articles will be about longboarding and hacky sacks.
11 years ago at 12:11 pmWhen TFM posts shit like this it reminds me of that old guy at the bar dressed head to toe in Ed Hardy trying to be “cool”.
11 years ago at 12:15 pmSo much fucking this.
11 years ago at 12:21 pmOh look, the same group of tryhards bitching about another article…
11 years ago at 12:30 pmFuckin’ got us! Zing!
11 years ago at 12:32 pmIt really does suck, Dorn.
11 years ago at 12:35 pmPump the breaks there ole Dorno. Your aggression is making me nervous and I don’t like your tone.
11 years ago at 12:53 pmHe uses the same aggression on the playground.
11 years ago at 1:06 pmFuck you dorn.
11 years ago at 10:50 pmWhy would a nug need to smoke?
11 years ago at 12:22 pmSo he can get high
11 years ago at 1:41 pmThis obviously is a debate to have when high.
11 years ago at 2:26 pmRegardless of what TFM promotes weed is not fraternal.
11 years ago at 12:37 pmDrink some scotch and do a real man’s drug, like cocaine. Only high school burnouts smoke the devil’s lettuce.
11 years ago at 1:42 pm“pot shop”.. come on bogey, it’s called a dispensary..
11 years ago at 1:38 pmDefinitely misread “nug” the first go around.
11 years ago at 3:24 pmCoke > weed
11 years ago at 3:27 pm