FAIL FRIDAY: Holidays Of Horror
Ten real submissions, 18 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Basically, if I’m down to eat butt that night, I’ll let all the girls know it, and whoever wants it can holler at me on my cellular. TFM.
“Hit me on my cellular if you’re down to get that butt eaten. Daddy is hungry.”
Being both a teenager, a ninja, a turtle, and a mutant. TTMNTM.
Come on, man. I don’t have time for this shit.
Pretending the “F” on your final stand for “Fratty.” TFM.
Yeah tell your parents that’s what it stands for. See what happens.
Tailgating and drinking at one of your former high schools sporting events over break. TFM.
The sad thing is that I know some of you pathetic sons of bitches will do this.
Being called a try hard but convincing yourself your not trying hard enough. TFM.
You’re* not cool or smart.
Not using the letters G, D, or I on a writing assignment. TFM.
The world needs ditch diggers, too.
I got so mad yesterday. TFM.
Frat.
Setting tinder to males 18-20 and telling all the matches to rush your rival fraternity. TFM.
Oh man you’ll show those rivals of yours!
Let’s be real, the longer you spend in the restroom, the greater the chance is that everyone thinks you’re pooping. That’s why I don’t wipe. No one ever thinks I poop. TFM.
You have poop butt, bro.
I’m just going to be blatantly honest, intern. I usually enjoy a good fish sandwich. Heck, I’ll even tongue punch the b-hole if it’s clean, but the moment I hear a girl fart, I swear on everything holy, I will not put my face in between those legs again! TFM.
Shut it down. Burn it all. We’re done here.
About time. Fuck you intern.
11 years ago at 3:21 pmThat Lxa one is a repeat you ass
11 years ago at 3:28 pmLate again you worthless inbred swine.
11 years ago at 3:22 pmFIRST!!!!
11 years ago at 3:22 pmYou’re better than this.
11 years ago at 3:32 pmYou have been on here for 2 weeks and you are already a Fifth Year, reevaluate your life.
11 years ago at 6:21 pmHe’s the typical highschooler that TFM is now targeting.
11 years ago at 10:08 pmOnce again you dissapoint us with a late fail friday. You disgust us, intern. I have more respect for my dog’s Brooks Brothers sweater than I do for you. You’re a real piece of shit. We’re gonna find your mom and take turns spitroasting her. And then we’re coming for your sister. I hope you get locked up in the Grandex basement and the staff uses your holes as currency (TRafiM). You goddamn street rat!
11 years ago at 3:22 pmHe’s a joke, he’s the worst Intern we’ve ever had!
11 years ago at 3:48 pm
11 years ago at 6:19 pmThe lack of one of Interns ‘witty’ one word responses can only lead me to hope this finally put him over the ledge.
11 years ago at 4:00 pmWait you got your dog a sweater?..
11 years ago at 4:27 pmHe better have learned his lesson last month, if we miss fail Friday next week I will hunt you down intern. You can get it done easily Monday or Tuesday and set it to autopost Friday.
11 years ago at 4:36 pmYou can’t have your frat hound walking around like a GDI. Of course I got him a sweater.
11 years ago at 4:41 pmWomen love dogs in sweaters as well.
11 years ago at 7:01 pm^ This is true.
11 years ago at 7:11 pmGod-fucking-dammit intern. The Lambda Chi guys were on last week’s Fail Friday. You think we don’t notice this shit?
11 years ago at 3:24 pmLambda Chi albinos take this round.
11 years ago at 3:25 pmThey took last week’s as well
11 years ago at 3:29 pmGreat dad bod on the left in the second photo.
11 years ago at 3:26 pmThat’s not even a dad bod.. I,quite frankly, don’t even know what that is
11 years ago at 4:29 pmTDiabetesM
11 years ago at 4:59 pmFuck you, Intern. That game of pong was hilarious.
11 years ago at 3:26 pmI hope Santa gives you a box of shit next Thursday, Intern
11 years ago at 3:28 pm*Franta
11 years ago at 3:43 pmThey might as well fire your ass intern. You are the biggest pile of crap to ever been born.
11 years ago at 3:28 pm