Vladimir Putin Might Be Responsible For Your Beer Getting More Expensive
So by now, even if you don’t watch or read the news, you have an idea that global oil prices have dropped. You know this because filling up your gas tank no longer costs the same as a new Xbox One game or cover into a Miami club. You blissfully stare at the sale price as the pump stops at a drastically lower number than months beforehand.
Easy Tiger, there’s some repercussions to this oil drop that might affect our wallets elsewhere. Due to the severe price fall in its main export, Russia is in economic turmoil.
“Once again, Jack, I don’t see the problem” you’re no doubt thinking to yourself. “Not our country, not our problem.”
Unfortunately it might soon be our issue, at least at the bar.
From Vox:
In addition to oil and gas, one of the big things that Russia exports is grain. And, as the ruble gets cheaper — thanks to falling oil prices — Russian grain looks more attractive to foreign buyers. That’s good news for Russian farmers, but it means that the ruble-denominated price of bread in Russia is likely to rise sharply. And Vladimir Putin’s administration doesn’t want that to happen, so on Friday the Russian government announced that it would tax grain exports. That keeps the domestic price relatively restrained, but it’s pushing up prices globally.
The #grain export restrictions announced by #Russia are a big deal – look at its importance in global #wheat exports pic.twitter.com/LkZiXYWOoD
— Javier Blas (@JavierBlas2) December 22, 2014
And even a bigger impact in #barley – Russia is world's top-2 exporter. European barley prices up 25% in 3 months pic.twitter.com/QbZUOedTsb
— Javier Blas (@JavierBlas2) December 22, 2014
Russia is a top exporter in wheat and barley, two ingredients used in the malt that makes most of our favorite alcoholic beverages. By trying to curb these exports with a tax, Russia’s affect on the market will be felt, especially in the barley industry.
Ipso facto, booze prices could rise thanks to comrade Putin trying to save the day for Mother Russia.
Was I right or was I right last week when I wrote about Vlad being an adversary worthy of America’s time? Is there anything truly more evil than being the direct reason for beer prices to increase? Exactly. I rest my case..
[via Vox]
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America should be Putin’ an ass kicking on Russia.
11 years ago at 2:41 pm#StateSchoolPunGuyForFifthYear
Tech Guy Shibby ashamed of himself for ever suspending your account. As for me, Fifth Year will come in due time. I’m not Russian.
11 years ago at 4:01 pmThese aren’t the kind of actions I’d expect from a guy who named himself “Man of the Year” 15 times
11 years ago at 2:46 pmBetween the Koreans silencing our free speech to make fun of them and the Russians jacking up my beer prices I’m willing to start world war 3 over this shit.
11 years ago at 2:53 pmI was in a good mood a few articles ago now I’m fucking pissed. #fuckrussiasbear #eatshitkim
11 years ago at 3:01 pmSorry guys.
11 years ago at 2:57 pmFuck Putin, Russia, N. Korea, and communist.
11 years ago at 3:02 pmKGB Motherfucker
11 years ago at 3:06 pmdrink corn moonshine, support America
11 years ago at 3:12 pmAt the end of the day this is OPECs fault – they are flooding the market with cheap oil in an attempt to make our fracking operations less profitable so they cannot remain operational. Atleast that’s how I understand it
11 years ago at 3:15 pmGot any more conspiracy theories for us?
11 years ago at 3:27 pmNo, but other people do
http://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2014/12/21/opec-oil-price-gamble-fracking-us-energy-budget-revenue-column/20738305/
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/10/21/real-reason-gas-prices-are-falling/
11 years ago at 4:22 pmYour first article is by a political commentator with no economics background. This is the type of person that will also blame the Arabs when oil inevitably goes back up…it’s always the Arabs fault, whether oil is up or down. Your second article neither supports your conspiracy theory nor advances any of its own, but simply points out that OPEC power is slipping due to increases in U.S. oil production. Now here is an article explaining why the idea that Arabs are plotting against the U.S. by *lowering* oil prices is as absurd as it sounds: http://www.aei.org/publication/low-gas-prices-good-bad/
11 years ago at 5:17 pmOh no, guess we have to drink whiskey.
11 years ago at 3:16 pmWhat the fuck do you think whiskeys made from
11 years ago at 3:29 pmI’ll take the laps but if you think whiskey doesn’t have any barley in it you don’t deserve to be a citizen. (Or you’re just a yankee)
11 years ago at 6:55 pmKeep booze prices low: Support international free trade.
11 years ago at 3:26 pm