Guy Breaks Up With Cheating Girlfriend Via YouTube Rap
Before we get to the video, I believe a little context is in order. A guy named Darryl had been dating his girlfriend, Nicole, for five years. Unfortunately for Darryl, Nicole was getting some on the side with not one, not two, not three, but six different dudes. How exactly did he find out? A bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios.
Darryl came home and saw this bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios just floating about in the sink. No big deal, right? Wrong. You see, Nicole is one of those basic bitches who chooses to live life gluten-free. Cheerios fall under said gluten category. Ipso facto, that ain’t her bowl. This motivated Darryl to throw on his detective hat and do a bit of snooping on Nicole’s Facebook account. He soon discovered she had a fucking stable of dudes who frequented his lady’s downstairs. Rather than confront her and break off things in person, Darryl reached out to rapper Mac Lethal to make a breakup video for him. This is that video:
Mac absolutely delivers with a fantastic T-Swift parody, but he’s the only one who wins in this scenario. At the end of the day, Darryl was cuckolded — hard — and he comes off as a bit of a chump, and Nicole just adds to the statistics that these hoes are, indeed, not loyal.
Darryl has no one to blame but himself, however. Getting involved with gluten-free, vegan, or any other crazy diet bitch is only asking for trouble..
Image via Youtube
h/t BroBible
Argue all you want, but I don’t get the point of investing all this time into a girl you know is cheating on you. Drop her and move on. Don’t invest hours writing a rap and then filming it for the internet, that’s just a waste of your time. If anything, do a fake proposal but instead of a ring in a box it’s evidence of her cheating. Quick and simple.
11 years ago at 4:32 pmDarryl has some terrible friends.
11 years ago at 4:35 pmTGeedM.
11 years ago at 4:38 pmDon’t have kids if you suffer from celiac, either. No one wants to have to live with that.
11 years ago at 9:00 pmHow many times do you plan on posting this?
11 years ago at 11:11 pm…And a miss.
11 years ago at 12:46 pmShes just begging for butt stuff.
11 years ago at 4:38 pmTotally, bro.
11 years ago at 4:44 pmFirst red flag: Gluten Free. Should have bailed 5 years ago when she said that.
11 years ago at 4:39 pmIf you’re a gluten free girl and don’t suffer from Celiac or other medical conditions, don’t have kids
11 years ago at 5:20 pmDon’t have kids if you suffer from celiac, either. No one wants to have to live with that.
11 years ago at 9:01 pmSwing…..
11 years ago at 12:46 pm“The gluten-free cookies taste just as good as the regular!” Really? Because they look like the result of a bad bowel movement by a Keibler elf.
11 years ago at 10:46 pmDid not realize so many TFM users were gluten-free. This website has gone to shit
11 years ago at 11:59 amGrow a pair and start fucking as many sluts as you can instead of doing lame shit like this. What a pussy.
11 years ago at 4:41 pmRap Chaser
11 years ago at 4:50 pmNice to see another Lil Dicky fan.
11 years ago at 12:04 pmMac Lethal profiting off of the misfortune of others. TFM.
11 years ago at 4:55 pmAlso. Going to great lengths to humiliate people that cross you. TFM.
11 years ago at 4:59 pmKeep trying Mark, you are getting there.
11 years ago at 9:27 pmI appreciate the sentiment, B_Magic
11 years ago at 11:13 pmAlmost there buddy, try again.
11 years ago at 11:48 pmFuck you, Jerry.
11 years ago at 11:57 amShould cum on her face, pull his pants up and be like, “it’s over.” And bounce the fuck out
11 years ago at 4:57 pmI wouldn’t refer to those guys as your friends anymore, buddy.
11 years ago at 6:37 pm