Bieber Attempts To Skateboard In NYC, Eats Shit Down Concrete Stairs, Is Pathetic Loser
Public enemy number one, Justin Bieber, is back with another pathetic, sorry excuse of a video to show off the little (nonexistent) athleticism the Canadian goober possesses. The Biebs did this before, lazily dribbling around some kid with the defensive prowess of James Harden, and when he threw some powerless punches with Floyd Mayweather, who no doubt held back his laughter throughout the entire training session.
Now we get this gem thrown our way.
Sweet ollie, brah (yeah, I played Tony Hawk too). This abortion of a video has one saving grace, and that’s around the 39 second mark. Give yourself a few second buffer beforehand as it is a flash of pure bliss that lasts only a mere half second. Way to fuck that up, TMZ. You give us a minute of this clown miserably failing, but only a split second of him eating pavement? You really let us down. I want to relish in my hate-fueled rage and see this kid fall on a timeless loop..
Image via Youtube
*Roger Dorn Devestated*
11 years ago at 5:03 pmHe would if Bieber wasn’t a girl.
11 years ago at 6:11 pmI hate you Justin Bieber. I sincerely hate you.
11 years ago at 5:03 pmMy sister has that dress
11 years ago at 5:04 pmI know, I’ve taken it off of her before
11 years ago at 5:57 pmGot his ass.
11 years ago at 8:26 pmNope.
11 years ago at 9:14 pmYou can take that nope, and proceed to fuck yourself with it.
11 years ago at 9:19 pmHe’s wearing a fucking dress. Jesus Christ
11 years ago at 5:05 pmI seriously want to take a wedge to his face for that
11 years ago at 6:04 pmBieber wearing a dress. TSM.
11 years ago at 6:52 pmI guess?
11 years ago at 7:34 pmAre we sure it’s not Frodo’s mithril?
11 years ago at 9:49 pmI applaud you for this one, chief. Gooberin’ out to the movies back in the day, I laughed way to fucking hard at this.
11 years ago at 5:07 pm*too, for all you cock smokers who’re feelin’ lucky.
11 years ago at 5:10 pmMissed the title and thought this was Ellen Degeneras; either way, a dyke fell off of a skateboard and looked like an idiot.
11 years ago at 10:22 amI thought it was Malfoy
11 years ago at 11:40 amThe fuck is he wearing?
11 years ago at 5:05 pmA dress.
11 years ago at 2:13 pmIs he wearing a dress?
11 years ago at 5:06 pmLooks like he got it out of Dorn’s closet
11 years ago at 6:46 pmI hope his shitty career continues so I can keep seeing his hilarious fuck-ups
11 years ago at 5:09 pmThis kid sucks
11 years ago at 5:10 pmSo frat.
11 years ago at 5:15 pmI hope he breaks his face in a future skateboard accident. I then hope American hospitals refuse to pay for his surgery, and that he gets wait listed for years in his shitty Canadian health care system.
11 years ago at 5:26 pm