Debauched Side Of Sorority Life Revealed In Tell-All Novel Titled “Dirty Rush”
Odds are your favorite sorority is your favorite sorority for one of these reasons:
1. Highest ratio of hot-to-not girls.
2. Highest ratio of girls that are down to party like the world is ending, do drugs and put out.
3. Combination of the first two reasons.
Your favorite sorority is not your favorite sorority because they have the highest GPA or do the most philanthropy unless you are a massive boner of buzzkill. This new book, Dirty Rush, hitting bookstores everywhere on January 13, is about one girl’s journey into the debauched world of Greek life via joining a sorority that is probably very similar to your favorite sorority on campus in that they are the hottest, down to party like the world is ending, do drugs and put out, except multiply that all by 1,000 because these girls are fucking insane. There is a lot of cocaine and at least one instance of anal beads. ANAL BEADS!
The foreword to the novel was written by Rebecca Martinson, former Delta Gamma from the University of Maryland that gained nationwide notoriety in 2013 by popularizing the phrase “cunt punt” (most recently used in Seth Rogan and James Franco’s new film, The Interview) in an email to her “fucking boring” sorority that went viral, which I’m sure you all remember. (You remember, and you’re hard right now.)
Taylor Bell, the author and main character, starts the book as an innocent college freshman, skeptical about Greek life and unsure of whether or not she wants to join a sorority. She’s a triple legacy, as her sister, mother and grandmother were all Beta Zetas, but just isn’t sure if the whole scene is for her. That is until she gets dirty-rushed like fucking crazy and is sucked into a wormhole of fucking, hazing, drama, drugs and parties.
Again, COCAINE AND ANAL BEADS, so at the very least you should buy a copy for your girlfriend to remind her that she’s not a bad person just for letting you do butt stuff. .
ANAL BEADS. ANAAAAALLLLL BEAAAAAAADS. ANAL. BEADS.
10 years ago at 3:43 pmThis book sounds exciting.
10 years ago at 3:46 pmIf you like it so much why don’t you marry it
10 years ago at 4:14 pmYou are seriously one of the worst users of this website and a disgrace to the man that pulled Lori Loughlin, a certified 90’s fox.
10 years ago at 4:25 pmIf you like foxes so much why don’t you marry them
10 years ago at 4:29 pmMake it a movie.
10 years ago at 3:47 pmIt’s already as successful as the TFM movie
10 years ago at 9:09 pmAnal beads #BUTTSTUFF2015
10 years ago at 3:49 pmThis shit again
10 years ago at 3:49 pmOl girl, Taylor Bell should show us her tits, then I’d consider buying her book.
10 years ago at 3:49 pmJerry, it seems you and I are on the same page. Didn’t mean to steal your quote. When I opened the article, your comment had not been posted yet.
10 years ago at 3:52 pmIt’s all good, brother. The tech bitch really should fix some of these things.
10 years ago at 3:54 pm#HandsUpBallTechGuy
10 years ago at 4:33 pmYou and I both know this belongs on TSM, Bolen. I’m all for cocaine and anal beads, but this is a book for females and should be marketed as such.
10 years ago at 3:50 pmCOCAINE AND ANAL BEADS
10 years ago at 4:03 pmShut the fuck up Bolen
10 years ago at 4:05 pmYelled Dorn, through his tears, as stood outside Sam Houston Elementary, clutching a half drank handle of Stoli O in the cap of his Ford E-Series, shades covering each back window.
10 years ago at 7:06 pmShow us Taylor’s tits, then we’ll decide if I want to purchase the book.
10 years ago at 3:51 pmI can easily wager many people on this site were using the phrase “cunt punt” before 2013.
10 years ago at 3:54 pm“The forward to the novel was written by Rebecca Martinson, former Delta Gamma from Maryland University that gained nationwide notoriety in 2013 by popularizing the phrase “cunt punt” (most recently used in Seth Rogan and James Franco’s new film, The Interview) in an email to her “fucking boring” sorority that went viral, which I’m sure you all remember.”
You must have had one hell of an editor to become a New York Times best-seller. Hell, I’m an engineering major, and the first thing that stuck out to me from your column is that you don’t know the difference between a ‘foreword’ (you know, the piece that someone other than the author writes that is in the book before the actual book), and ‘forward’ which can be a direction or a position in basketball…
It’s not as big of an idiot alert as someone who can’t use your vs you’re (or there, their, they’re for that matter), but it still makes you look uneducated.
That’s it. First day of classes has made me grouchy.
10 years ago at 4:03 pmHe also claims that Martinson went to “Maryland University.” What the hell is “Maryland University?” He must be another one of the directional school TFM staffers. #SouthWesternStateU
10 years ago at 5:43 pm“Sorority Emailer Rebecca Martinson” Damn its easy for girls to become famous
10 years ago at 9:54 am