Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Level: Stripping Naked And Sneaking Down Your Chimney
How to win your man back: work out, change your hair and look better than you ever did when you were with him, ignore his texts and phone calls, hit the town with the girls with your cleavage out and make sure he knows it by posting photos all over social media–shit like that, I think. How not to win your man back: strip down to your birthday suit and Saint Nick down his chimney like a crazy person.
A 35-year-old California woman did exactly that, getting stuck and requiring a team of 23 firefighters to free her by removing part of the chimney’s exterior.
From NY Daily News:
A woman who got stuck inside the chimney of her ex-boyfriend’s home had to be freed by firefighters.
Crews spent two hours carefully extricating the 35-year-old from the Riverside County, California, house’s brick fireplace at 5 a.m. Saturday, reports KTLA.
The homeowner, who chose not to be identified, revealed that the woman is the mother of his three children, that they had recently broken up, and that he didn’t want her inside the property.
Technical Rescue this morning on Rancho Viejo Dr. in Woodcrest. Photo Credit, Engineer Jared Hazelaar. #Rancho pic.twitter.com/I8BuPVEoUK
— CAL FIRE Riverside (@CALFIRERRU) January 3, 2015
I can’t imagine what her plan was had she successfully made it inside the house. Like, “Here I am, babe. Ignore that I’m naked as fuck, bleeding, bruised, have a broken ankle, and I’m covered in soot. I’m ready to work things out, and I’ll do whatever it takes, as evidenced by my willingness to climb down your fucking chimney.” I just don’t see that pitch going in her favor.
Bitches, as they say, be crazy..
[via NY Daily News]
Images via @CALFIRERRU
this is similar to dorn’s move “the naughty santa claus”
11 years ago at 12:54 pm“Sit on my lap and tell old Saint Dorn what you want for Christmas.”
11 years ago at 2:29 pm“Or we can just talk about the first thing that comes up”
11 years ago at 3:11 pmOle Rodge sneaking down the chimney of a day care center to impress little boys. TFM.
11 years ago at 1:31 pmI don’t know about you all, but I would like some of whatever she’s smoking.
11 years ago at 1:39 pmI mean probably meth, it really shouldn’t be that hard to find.
11 years ago at 2:58 pmI wish Hot Piece would yell obscenities down my chimney.
11 years ago at 1:40 pmTSM.
11 years ago at 2:04 pmStage 5 Alert.
11 years ago at 2:12 pm“Bitches be Crazy”
11 years ago at 2:33 pmSucks they had to damage the fireplace
11 years ago at 3:32 pmWould have started a fire
11 years ago at 3:44 pm“A 35-year-old woman”
11 years ago at 4:06 pm“Is the mother of his three children.”
I have nothing more to add to this. I just wanted to point out these two facts.
Thanks for the insight, champ.
11 years ago at 4:54 pmTake a hike on your trike.
11 years ago at 10:23 pm