Incoming Alabama Freshmen Looking For Two Bad Bitches To Be Roommates, Also Must Be Popular On Instagram Duh
When I started college and moved into the dorm, I was paired with a lispy nerd from Switzerland named Fabian. We didn’t end up being boys, because he was a lispy nerd from Switzerland named Fabian, which was a shame. Potluck dorm living is a dangerous game, a game that two particular incoming University of Alabama freshmen are not going to play. They’re skipping the bullshit and letting it be known they’re looking for two bad bitches to live with and “fuck shit up” together.
Below is the post that one of them added to the University of Alabama Class of 2019 Facebook group.
By the way, I found this girl on Twitter. She cute. Real cute. Definite 130-150 likes on Instagram cute. Looks like a lot of fun, too. I can’t blame her for setting that Instagram standard for any potential roommates. You can’t be rolling up to Bama parties with girls who can’t take a fire selfie. That’s day one stuff..
Image via University of Alabama
#tsm
11 years ago at 9:25 pmDorn’s looking for two bad little boys to be his roommates as well
11 years ago at 9:26 pm“She cute. Real cute”
11 years ago at 9:26 pmAren’t they a little too old and the wrong sex for you, Dorno?
If they’re below a certain age, there is no “wrong sex” for Dorn.
11 years ago at 12:53 amI don’t think you understand numbers
11 years ago at 11:37 amLess words, more pics of the girl who posted this.
11 years ago at 9:26 pmI see what you did there.
11 years ago at 9:27 pmLooking up a high schooler’s Twitter account #TDornM
11 years ago at 9:28 pmresearch, dude
11 years ago at 9:35 pmTry less, bro
11 years ago at 9:37 pmYou can’t just use that phrase whenever you want. It doesn’t work here. You’re not ready.
11 years ago at 9:41 pmNeither was that 13 year old
11 years ago at 11:58 pmStick to saying that you’re going to put your foot in someone’s ass Red
11 years ago at 10:57 pmChach
11 years ago at 2:42 amThey got some fuckin’ problems.
11 years ago at 9:29 pmGirls can still be considered try-hards right?
11 years ago at 9:31 pmAll girls try hard, some are just more honest about it.
11 years ago at 11:00 pmGirls and wit typically go together worse than Bill Cosby and vulnerable women. Reading this was a lot like watching the WNBA. There’s so much more potential. If a guy posted a version of this, it’d either have to be much more funny, or end up on fail Friday. I wanted to laugh. But I didn’t. But if she’s hot, we can try co-Ed housing.
11 years ago at 9:32 pmTry harder next time
11 years ago at 9:34 pmTake a step or two back, and fuck your own face Stamos. I’m unapologetic.
11 years ago at 9:37 pmLemme go fuck my face real quick
11 years ago at 10:04 pmHis unapologetic attitude is nothing to mess with. You should consider standing down
11 years ago at 9:42 pm“Much more funny”? Jesus Christ. Who taught you the English language?
11 years ago at 9:03 pm*Which
11 years ago at 9:33 pm