Ask TFM Intern Anything On Cyber Dust, Or Just Relentlessly Belittle Him

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What’s up, you pieces of human garbage? If you haven’t heard, as of several weeks ago, the only way to see our weekly RUSH BOOBS gallery is to download the Cyber Dust app and add +TotalFratMove.

“But why, beloved TFM Intern?” you are probably asking. Well, advertisers get super butt-hurt about boobs being blasted all over the site, and Cyber Dust is the safest way for us to distribute said titties without financial repercussions. It’s untraceable, and when you send shit it actually permanently disappears and is never saved to a hard drive, unlike on Snapchat. We also blast out other exclusive explicit content that isn’t safe for the site on our Cyber Dust account. It gets real in there. Almost too real, at times.

All that being said, I’m signing in to Cyber Dust at 4pm CSTĀ on the +TotalFratMove account so you can ask me questions, call me names, tell me how late Fail Friday was last week, tell me how beautiful my mother is, send me photos of your poop, or do whatever your tiny, frozen heart desires. I’ll be on from 4pm CST to 5pm CST.

Get at me, try hard trash.

Download Cyber Dust, Add +TotalFratMove, and Talk Shit to TFM Intern

  1. Tryhards_Suck

    I’m not downloading that pile of shit app unless you make all tits sailboat free. #AbolishTheSailboat2015
    #FireTheIntern2015

    11 years ago at 3:11 pm
      1. Teddy Fucking Roosevelt

        I’ve been dead for 105 years, and I still very nearly got out of the grave to come over and punch you in the sternum for such an obvious and foolhardy lie.

        11 years ago at 4:30 pm
      2. Shut up Meg

        Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the ghost of theodore tfm roosevelt is amongst us?

        11 years ago at 4:43 pm
      1. DI Frathlete

        And actually, I’m with Maury on this one. They released the butt pee picture on twitter 2 years ago. Enjoy.

        11 years ago at 8:59 pm
  2. JerryJones

    Hey cockroach, if you’re a real man. Tell tech guy to bring back the forum and we’ll berate you there. We ain’t downloading that piece of shit app again.

    11 years ago at 3:26 pm
    1. likeasailor

      It’s been said before, but I’m gonna bring it up again. You comment on practically everything. Lay off a little, champ.

      11 years ago at 4:30 pm
      1. JerryJones

        I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. I don’t give a fuck about you, champ. But let me put on a condom if you’re gonna be on my dick so much.

        11 years ago at 4:42 pm
      2. likeasailor

        Hey, take it personally if you’d like. I’ll bet everyone in the real world loves how “popular” you are on TFM. No need to get offended.

        11 years ago at 7:43 pm
      3. JerryJones

        You know, it’s funny. A week ago, you said the same bullshit, and now you’re repeating that. You’re thinking about me too much.

        And you’re still on my dick, how’s the view from down there?

        11 years ago at 8:22 pm
      4. Southernrepublican92

        It doesn’t matter how much you comment the comments make it better

        11 years ago at 9:07 pm
      5. Shut up Meg

        Jackasses have ran laps for saying that before, and they will continue to run more.

        11 years ago at 4:44 pm
  3. Frock_Itch

    Take a step back and proceed to fuck your own face you cock gobbling piece of shit.

    11 years ago at 3:30 pm