Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 2

Tinder can be a scary place.

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Check out that over-contouring. You can tell she only looks this good because of makeup.
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This is just downright impressive.
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Nice try, stretch.
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What woman doesn’t love a man who’s into a little Shrek cosplay?
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I know where she’s gonna take you on your first date!!!
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I think these are Mitt’s sons who are on the mormon version of Rumspringa.
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Is she saying she’s taken, or she likes the movie Taken? You better swipe right just in case.
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How mysterious of him.
    1. TFMSorrySir

      Well that didn’t go well. Laps taken, I’m still trying to figure out how to do images nowadays.

      10 years ago at 12:35 pm
  1. thaisticktony

    I don’t think there is a dick in the world that could do buttstuff with that black girl

    10 years ago at 10:08 am
    1. RFM Police

      Creating a Tinder profile to warn women about the dangers of premarital sex, and maybe making a few lifelong friends along the way. RFM.

      10 years ago at 12:07 pm
  2. TFMSorrySir

    I see over 3/4 of a buttcrack… looks like it’s time to shut down the Gallery. #BringBackTheF0r*ms #JusticeForTheKids #AllenForStaff

    10 years ago at 12:41 pm