Angry Husband Fed Up With WHORE Wife For Fucking Personal Trainer, Lines The Streets With Defamatory Flyers
No one, absolutely NO ONE, fucks Richard’s wife “5 days a week at 5:00am” for six years and gets away with it. A personal trainer at Miami’s [Redacted] Method Fitness made this costly mistake, and thanks to an ingenious grass roots defamatory campaign, basically the whole city of Miami knows about it.
Richard–we’re only calling him Richard for the purpose of anonymity–passed out flyers to let people know this gym isn’t only a place to get a workout in, but it’s also a place to send your cheating WHORE of a wife to have sex with someone other than you.
We received the below tip and attached picture of the flyer the tipster found on his car windshield.
Found this ad on my car after leaving the bar the other night. This bro is absolutely trolling his wife who had an apparent 6 year affair with her personal trainer. These flyers were everywhere, on every car I could see. He also put up a similar Google review for Method fitness.
That can’t be good for business.
Have you seen that “Seinfeld” episode where Jerry starts sleeping with his maid? At first, before the sex started, she shows up and cleans his home. Jerry pays her and she’s on her way. Then, instead of cleaning when she comes over, they start having sex. She still expects to be paid for her time, even though she doesn’t clean his apartment. He assesses the arrangement and determines that what’s going on is prostitution, since he essentially pays her for sex.
Gym memberships aren’t free, and personal trainers cost even more. She was paying him for the sex. I don’t know, something to think about.
The aforementioned Google review:
Obligatory:
Well I don’t want daughters and women like this terrify me. Here’s to getting a vasectomy and spending the rest of my days drinking whiskey and fucking whores. Like his wife.
10 years ago at 3:57 pmAll you fuckers better watch Sunny on Wednesday.
10 years ago at 4:00 pm“You see, kids – your mother is a dirty, dirty whoooore.”
10 years ago at 5:37 pmThere are defamatory posters everywhere warning of you, Dorn, conveniently placed around elementary schools and playgrounds.
10 years ago at 4:00 pmThe difference is that those are required by law.
10 years ago at 6:51 pmIt’s amazing how relevant Seinfeld continues to be 20+ years after airing.
10 years ago at 4:02 pmBitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks
10 years ago at 4:02 pmSeinfeld reference doesn’t apply at all here
10 years ago at 4:03 pmShouldn’t you be preparing for next years season oh rightttt
10 years ago at 4:14 pmGot me there tony
10 years ago at 5:44 pmWhat is the TFM branding doing on the bottom right of the paper? Is that edited in to claim TFM’s ownership of the online photo or did the guy, Richard (Dick), put that on every one of his fliers indicating to everyone that him trolling his wife is a total frat move?
10 years ago at 4:04 pmYeah, I figured it’s for ownership purposes. Much like TMZ puts it on the corner of Justin Bieber up-skirts or whatever the fuck gets posted on there.
10 years ago at 4:10 pmYou know what would be pretty awesome? A Taylor Swift up-skrit. I know it’s off-topic but I wanna see what that situation is like.
10 years ago at 4:12 pmI’m pretty surprised one hasn’t surfaced yet, seeing as she dances like one of those blow up fucks infront of car dealerships. I’m all for though.
10 years ago at 4:17 pmThat metaphor is perfect.
10 years ago at 5:54 pmIt’s a simile, jackass
10 years ago at 7:00 pm
10 years ago at 7:28 pmirrelevant gifs are not moves that I would consider particularly total frat. take a lap
10 years ago at 8:27 pmPublicly defaming your WHORE wife. It’s a TFM.
10 years ago at 4:05 pmTFrankReynoldsM.
10 years ago at 4:24 pmTRichardM
10 years ago at 5:15 pmThat’s my line Jerry
10 years ago at 8:57 pmhaving a whore wife is TFM? he probably couldn’t hold it down anymore NF
10 years ago at 7:05 pmYour kind is not welcome here.
10 years ago at 7:28 amI’ll take the laps, but doing shit like this makes you look like a bitch. You want revenge? Fuck her best friend.
10 years ago at 4:06 pmThis was a smart move on his part. He probably got that piece of guide trash fired, and ruined that guys life. This guy sounds like he provides for his wife pretty well, probably pays for her gym membership, probably paid for her Porsche and she’s off fucking some loser personal trainer… I applaud his actions. He’s definitely got the money, now all he needs to do is go marry a younger, hotter slut who will make his wife jealous. I also hope this man made that whore sign a prenup! $$ buys happiness
10 years ago at 6:13 pmNothing says “I’ve given up” like being a personal trainer. Of course he’s gonna hit on your wife. Bouncer by night and home-wrecker by day. It’s the only way his brain functions.
10 years ago at 4:06 pmThey do pull a lot of ass though.
10 years ago at 5:54 pmSorry, but banging sluts in your 30s as a guido gym rat isn’t exactly commendable.
10 years ago at 6:01 pmThey may “pull ass”, but using your brain to make actual money and pay actual bills will pull you even more ass, and you can do that with a dad body.
10 years ago at 7:10 pmThat’s debatable. Unless you’re a wall street guy, pro athlete, physician, large firm lawyer, etc., you aren’t going to be pulling personal-trainer-level ass in your 30’s. You’re giving females way too much credit by thinking they know how to pick men. I’m friends with a few of these guys–dumb as rocks, but pull consistent nines at the gym/bar.
10 years ago at 12:09 pm