Angry Husband Fed Up With WHORE Wife For Fucking Personal Trainer, Lines The Streets With Defamatory Flyers

No one, absolutely NO ONE, fucks Richard’s wife “5 days a week at 5:00am” for six years and gets away with it. A personal trainer at Miami’s [Redacted] Method Fitness made this costly mistake, and thanks to an ingenious grass roots defamatory campaign, basically the whole city of Miami knows about it.

Richard–we’re only calling him Richard for the purpose of anonymity–passed out flyers to let people know this gym isn’t only a place to get a workout in, but it’s also a place to send your cheating WHORE of a wife to have sex with someone other than you.

We received the below tip and attached picture of the flyer the tipster found on his car windshield.

Found this ad on my car after leaving the bar the other night. This bro is absolutely trolling his wife who had an apparent 6 year affair with her personal trainer. These flyers were everywhere, on every car I could see. He also put up a similar Google review for Method fitness.

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That can’t be good for business.

Have you seen that “Seinfeld” episode where Jerry starts sleeping with his maid? At first, before the sex started, she shows up and cleans his home. Jerry pays her and she’s on her way. Then, instead of cleaning when she comes over, they start having sex. She still expects to be paid for her time, even though she doesn’t clean his apartment. He assesses the arrangement and determines that what’s going on is prostitution, since he essentially pays her for sex.

Gym memberships aren’t free, and personal trainers cost even more. She was paying him for the sex. I don’t know, something to think about.

The aforementioned Google review:

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Obligatory:

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  1. LouFerrigno

    Well I don’t want daughters and women like this terrify me. Here’s to getting a vasectomy and spending the rest of my days drinking whiskey and fucking whores. Like his wife.

    10 years ago at 3:57 pm
  2. ProudPhi2042

    There are defamatory posters everywhere warning of you, Dorn, conveniently placed around elementary schools and playgrounds.

    10 years ago at 4:00 pm
  3. Art _Vandelay

    It’s amazing how relevant Seinfeld continues to be 20+ years after airing.

    10 years ago at 4:02 pm
  4. HouseChef_TFM

    What is the TFM branding doing on the bottom right of the paper? Is that edited in to claim TFM’s ownership of the online photo or did the guy, Richard (Dick), put that on every one of his fliers indicating to everyone that him trolling his wife is a total frat move?

    10 years ago at 4:04 pm
    1. Frapist

      Yeah, I figured it’s for ownership purposes. Much like TMZ puts it on the corner of Justin Bieber up-skirts or whatever the fuck gets posted on there.

      10 years ago at 4:10 pm
      1. HouseChef_TFM

        You know what would be pretty awesome? A Taylor Swift up-skrit. I know it’s off-topic but I wanna see what that situation is like.

        10 years ago at 4:12 pm
      2. Frapist

        I’m pretty surprised one hasn’t surfaced yet, seeing as she dances like one of those blow up fucks infront of car dealerships. I’m all for though.

        10 years ago at 4:17 pm
      3. Sparty

        irrelevant gifs are not moves that I would consider particularly total frat. take a lap

        10 years ago at 8:27 pm
  5. Frock_Itch

    I’ll take the laps, but doing shit like this makes you look like a bitch. You want revenge? Fuck her best friend.

    10 years ago at 4:06 pm
    1. Alfie14

      This was a smart move on his part. He probably got that piece of guide trash fired, and ruined that guys life. This guy sounds like he provides for his wife pretty well, probably pays for her gym membership, probably paid for her Porsche and she’s off fucking some loser personal trainer… I applaud his actions. He’s definitely got the money, now all he needs to do is go marry a younger, hotter slut who will make his wife jealous. I also hope this man made that whore sign a prenup! $$ buys happiness

      10 years ago at 6:13 pm
  6. Tuco_1855

    Nothing says “I’ve given up” like being a personal trainer. Of course he’s gonna hit on your wife. Bouncer by night and home-wrecker by day. It’s the only way his brain functions.

    10 years ago at 4:06 pm
      1. Bush Light

        Sorry, but banging sluts in your 30s as a guido gym rat isn’t exactly commendable.

        10 years ago at 6:01 pm
      2. Tuco_1855

        They may “pull ass”, but using your brain to make actual money and pay actual bills will pull you even more ass, and you can do that with a dad body.

        10 years ago at 7:10 pm
      3. Denzel FRATington

        That’s debatable. Unless you’re a wall street guy, pro athlete, physician, large firm lawyer, etc., you aren’t going to be pulling personal-trainer-level ass in your 30’s. You’re giving females way too much credit by thinking they know how to pick men. I’m friends with a few of these guys–dumb as rocks, but pull consistent nines at the gym/bar.

        10 years ago at 12:09 pm