Chick Leaves Wall Street Job For Porn, Has The Most Incredible Twitter Bio Of All-Time
The porn industry has a new employee, and she just so happens to be a former Wall Street worker. Veronica Vain, which is her porn name, traded in her desk job at Lazard Assets for getting dicked down by professionals. According to Wall Street Oasis, she was an intern who spent her time taking nude selfies inside the company’s bathrooms and then posting them for everyone to see. Real straight shooter. This led to her dismissal from the company.
What’s a lovely young lady to do after being let go from her Wall Street job? Find another firm next door? Fuck no, she’s in it for the money (shot) so she decided to pursue a career in porn. Don’t believe me? Just take a look at her Twitter bio:
That’s one hell of a bio if you ask me. You know she cuts right to the chase. No bullshitting for her. We need more of these types of gals in porn. I wonder if she’ll diversify her portfolio. Maybe get into anal? One can only hope. And to answer your question, Veronica, yes, it is cool with me.
Obligatory pictures:
@TheSxFactor A little photoshoot action for you guys. #Iwanttoseeyouinporn pic.twitter.com/CobBQGh6PE
— Veronica Vain (@TheVeronicaVain) January 13, 2015
@TheSxfactor Here's what was under my suit on #wallstreet pic.twitter.com/fE5i6ooU1P
— Veronica Vain (@TheVeronicaVain) January 13, 2015
@TheSxfactor Some days I feel like I'm all hair. #RedHeadProblems pic.twitter.com/7Vg2s4LEBV
— Veronica Vain (@TheVeronicaVain) January 13, 2015
[via Wall Street Oasis]
h/t BroBible
Ball’s in your court,
Veronica from TSM…
11 years ago at 3:10 pmAm I the only one who thought this was going to be the hot blonde from wolf of wall street?
11 years ago at 4:36 pmYes.
11 years ago at 4:52 pmSon, are you one of them retards?
11 years ago at 5:20 pmThat is so good with me
11 years ago at 3:10 pmThis looks a lot like dorns bio also
11 years ago at 3:13 pmDorn couldn’t get a job on Wall Street.
11 years ago at 3:20 pmVery true
11 years ago at 3:35 pmDorn hates the idea of Wall Street. Sesame Street is more up his alley.
11 years ago at 4:04 pmIt’s a shame my office is filled with has-beens, someone like her just seems more…appealing.
11 years ago at 3:14 pmI’d put my investment in her portfolio
11 years ago at 3:21 pm*I’d put my capital in her portfolio. Fuckin comm majors
11 years ago at 6:05 pmDon’t caaaaaare
11 years ago at 8:16 pmNo worries stud. The world needs ditch diggers too
11 years ago at 2:34 pmRed heads get me every time. Look forward to performing some future research…
11 years ago at 3:23 pmI get the feeling Frat_Jesus had a hand in your speedy resurrection… Good to see you alive and well, Frock
11 years ago at 3:51 pmYou betcha I did!
11 years ago at 4:43 pmI can always count on you, Frat_Jesus.
11 years ago at 7:27 pmFressurection
11 years ago at 10:28 pmFrazarus
11 years ago at 11:22 pm“And Frazarus emerged from the tomb after sleeping of a massive hangover”- Fratthew 6:9
11 years ago at 10:08 amShe has a phenomenal hiney
11 years ago at 3:24 pmHey, the 1920s called and they want their word back.
11 years ago at 10:10 amMy cock is massive
11 years ago at 3:26 pmTake a big step back and FUCK YOUR OWN FACE
11 years ago at 3:28 pmIf you think you are frat and call yourself stallion I urge you too look up those two words together. It’ll fit you perfectly
11 years ago at 3:28 pmJust stop responding to the kid.
11 years ago at 4:18 pmBut he is da man.
11 years ago at 10:33 pmLet’s be honest, her job description was not changed.
11 years ago at 3:30 pmI have the same masturbating at work problem. Hasn’t led me down a new career path though; just HR.
11 years ago at 3:34 pmAh, I see you’re taking our friend Matthew Mcconaughey’s advice as well. Otherwise, you might implode, and trust me when I say HR doesn’t want that.
11 years ago at 5:01 pm