A Guy On Tinder Pretended To Be An Actual Toilet, Landed 200 Matches In A Week
Most dudes looking for a hookup on Tinder get pretty psyched if they land a few matches every evening after some very laborious right swiping. It’s not easy out there in the Tinder jungle. The competition is getting stiffer by the day as men come up with more and more ingenious ways to seduce the 21st century woman. If you want to match with the girl of your dreams, you need to think out of the box — or, in the case of writer Alex Scola, out of the bowl.
Scola set up a Tinder account with one very clear goal: to impersonate a toilet. Yes, like the toilet in your bathroom that you take a shit in right on schedule every morning.
A social experiment of sorts, “Oliet” was the name given to the account, and it turned out to be an entertaining endeavor all around. You see, Oliet had matches rolling in almost immediately; he landed more than 100 within the first 24 hours. Within a week, he had amassed more than 200. That has to be a record for a guy with a face that looks like shit all the time.
The pickings seemed pretty good, too. Like, almost on par with TFM’s ridiculous Tinder pickup line series.
Man, some guys have all the luck.
Do you guys see a trend here? It’s like women these days are actually intrigued with the shit we’d usually assume they’d find disgusting. It’s a wild, wild world out there. I mean, if you had told me yesterday that using a picture of a toilet on Tinder would get someone matches like this, I would have laughed in your face.
Not anymore, though. Thanks to Scola’s experiment, it makes sense more than ever, and there’s a big picture takeaway from it all.
Gentleman, Tinder is an ever-changing edifice, and it’s our reproductive duty to evolve and adapt to the nature of the game. Sometimes you have to get out of your comfort zone, you know? So what if you’re going through a Tinder drought? Fucking go rogue and throw up a picture of an arbitrary inanimate object and absolutely own it in the wittiest way possible. If Oliet is any indication, the matches will come swirling in..
[via Metro]
Images via Distractify
Two articles about tinder in one day? Bold strategy TFM.
11 years ago at 4:03 pmLets see if it pays off for ’em
11 years ago at 8:18 pmThis is what boredom looks like people.
11 years ago at 4:12 pmThis toilet gets more cunt than I do..
11 years ago at 4:13 pmThis isn’t Britain, we generally stick with “pussy” or “ass.” Welcome to the land of freedom.
11 years ago at 4:29 pmShowing a British punk what we say in America TFM
11 years ago at 5:54 pm#ToiletStuff2015
11 years ago at 4:14 pmToilet, the original starter of the #SitOnMyFace movement
11 years ago at 4:17 pmThat’s the kind of witty stuff I’m talking about. Sounds like you have a future in the Tinder4Pay biz, Money_Ball.
11 years ago at 4:43 pmIf my toilet could talk I can’t imagine the hate it would have for me after the beating it takes every Sunday morning.
11 years ago at 4:21 pmAh i pull less than a toilet, wonderful.
11 years ago at 4:55 pmDon’t feel bad, toilets are very useful
11 years ago at 9:00 pmNice try buddy
11 years ago at 9:49 pmOliet is the commissioner of the #ButtStuff2015 movement.
11 years ago at 5:06 pmSooo Crystal is a hooker, right?
11 years ago at 5:26 pmAsking the important questions
11 years ago at 10:00 pmI don’t know if toilets are under appreciated. If I have to take a shit real bad and I finally get to a toilet the feeling of relief after I sit down thinking I made it. Always give it a pat on the tank afterwards.
11 years ago at 5:31 pm