5-Star Running Back Trolls College Football Fans, Names ITT Tech And University Of Phoenix As His Finalists

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Plano (Texas) West Senior High School running back Soso Jamabo (this is not a typo) has his pick of the litter when it comes to choosing where he wants to play football in college.

The five-star recruit recently took an official trip to Austin this past weekend, giving slight hope to a resigned Longhorns fan base that would do anything in the world to become relevant again, including purchasing high school recruits gallons of shots on Dirty Sixth to ensure that they have a good time.

Jamabo updated his recruitment yesterday. He did not show his hand:

(I know what you’re thinking: Devry Guy clearly dropped the ball on Soso’s recruitment. Perhaps DG has lost his edge.)

Jamabo has actually narrowed it down to Texas and UCLA, with Texas being a slight favorite due to its recent success in the recruiting realms of college football and the fact that his family won’t have to spend thousands of dollars every time they want to see him. He will select his school on National Signing Day, a day most college guys take off from class for an afternoon of recruiting bliss or misery.

Don’t be surprised if he puts a bunch of online school hats on the table for his selection. Yes, they make online school hats, I checked. But here is a pro tip: When a recruit chooses a school using hats, you can usually skip the fluff and know which school he’s picking based on which hat has a flat-brim.

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  1. Gray Ghost of the Aquifer

    Helmet stickers never grew out of the middle school flat brim phase

    11 years ago at 1:42 pm
  2. JackDanielsrunning

    DeVry Guy’s offer only contained one word followed by “buttstuff?”. Mostly because he thought he was recruiting a female heptathlete from the Congo who had a great performance in the jr. Olympics last year. Needless to say that blunder cost him two quality athletes.

    11 years ago at 1:46 pm
  3. RedFratandBlue

    Know him personally, apparently he’s a stud at basketball too and has been offered to possibly play both at Texas.

    11 years ago at 1:56 pm
    1. LoneStar04

      You know him personally but you didn’t know he was good at basketball? Lying fuck.

      11 years ago at 2:32 pm
  4. Assistant_Regional_Manager

    I went to Plano West, the HS frat stars will be having a field day that it was mentioned on TFM.

    11 years ago at 2:06 pm
  5. Jared Borislow

    I didn’t drop the ball, you dick. I just don’t think he’s very good at football; he’s just Soso.

    Ba dum FRAT!

    11 years ago at 2:19 pm
  6. NotObama2016

    nothing against the guy, just the whole city of plano sucks an unreasonable amount of dick

    11 years ago at 7:27 pm
  7. Better_Call_Saul

    Did he just give a complete list of the schools he could get into without a football scholarship?

    11 years ago at 9:05 pm