FAIL FRIDAY: Failure On Fleek
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Sitting down when you take a piss because your frock is too huge. TFM.

I don’t understand your logic. Doesn’t it drag in the water if you sit? Mine does.

When talking to a girl, you just attempt to have a normal conversation with her. TFM.

Fucking hilarious. Really great submission. Thanks so much.

Exclusively buying 70 page notebooks so I can rip one page out and only have 69 page notebooks. TFM.

Riveting stuff.

At the casino winning chips, pinching nips, taking dips, and splitting pussy lips. TFM.

Alright why don’t you just take it easy there, chief.

Your mom telling you that she went on a date with an alumni from your fraternity back in the day but he took her to a house party and left her to go make out with another chick. TFM.

Man, that’s seriously kinda a sad story. Your mom was probably really hurt.

25 years old…still not giving a fuck. TFM.

Wut?

She asked me to take a pic of her and her friend. I said, “Sure!” and then grabbed her phone, pulled my nuts out, took a picture of them, handed her phone back, and walked off. TFM.

I’m not certain, but I don’t think that’s what she was asking you to do.

When a young Jewish girl at a party is all like, “What the fuck guys, you read my diary?!” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your attic to bang. TFM.

Anne Frank jokes? That’s where we’re at now?

Throwing a party in your room with the slam still naked in your bed and the used condom on the floor so everyone knows what just went on. TFM.

That’s just straight up inconsiderate, kid.

Alright dude, I know my nipples are on fleek in this polo, but quit staring. TFM.

The word “fleek” should be tossed like a clay pigeon and blasted with a 12-gauge.

Wow that is unbelievably lame.
Wow that is unbelievably lame.
Something tells me black guys arent lining up to get into their parties.
Something tells me black guys aren’t exactly lining up to get into their parties.
Look at this malnourished goober.
Look at this malnourished goober.
That one chick could not be less excited.
That one chick could not be less excited.
Guy on the left clearly just got his bitch took.
TKE on the left clearly just got his bitch took.
Little boy peeing. TFM.
Little boy peeing. TFM.
Frawkward frat awkward.
Frawkward (Frat Awkward).
Do less.
Do less.
Brothers share.
Brothers share.
Fast-forward to 30 years old and a ton of regret.
Fast-forward to 30 years old and a ton of regret.
NO MASCOTS. NO FRATS. PANDA DOE.
NO MASCOTS. NO FRATS. PANDA DOE.
Ze fuck is dis?
Ze fuck is dis?
Classic fountain pic with geed bros.
Classic fountain pic with geed bros.
Really mature, guy.
Really mature, guy.
Hey man have you ever smiled before or is this your first time?
Hey man have you ever smiled before or is this your first time?
Sometimes your boner betrays you in public.
Sometimes your boner betrays you in public.
Seriously, stop getting these fucking tattoos.
Seriously, stop getting these fucking tattoos.
Oh for the love of.
Oh for the love of.
Wut?
Wut?
Dude thats a lot of blood are you okay?
Dude, that’s a lot of blood. Are you okay?

Bunker Trickshot Fail

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  3. Snu4U

    Who the fuck posted this intern? Because it sure as shit wasn’t you getting here early on a Friday

    11 years ago at 9:10 am
  8. Mark Daniels

    Very noble of you to not take credit for this, Hammer. Everyone knows you’re the only one in the office this early though.

    11 years ago at 9:15 am
  9. Wasted Wednesday

    Wow a picture of Pike on Fail Friday. That’s not something you see often.

    11 years ago at 9:15 am
      1. FrattyTrappings

        The sack-shot is a real power move. Definitely not getting laid, but also definitely not Fail Friday.

        11 years ago at 1:38 pm
      2. FrattyTrappings

        How the fuck did I reply to this when I hadn’t scrolled down into the comments yet? Fix shit, tech guy.

        11 years ago at 1:40 pm