TFM’s Best Of The Week

TFM Intern10 years ago

Bringing you the best content of the week.

1. How To Properly Sext A Lady, From A Lady

“I’m going to go ahead and own that I really enjoy sexting.”

2. Large Breasted Blonde Turns Oregon State Library Into A Porn Scene, Campus Erupts

We have tips flying in from all corners of the internet that all say the same thing: The Oregon State campus is going bananas after a certain video, that was apparently shot on campus, made its way to PornHub.

3. Ernesto, My Venezuelan Pledge Brother

This is where Ernesto goes full third-world country on us. He puts the keys back in the ignition, turns the radio on to a fucking Venezuelan pop station (seriously, I don’t have any idea how he found it or why they even exist), and cranks the volume way up. His exact words were, “Maybe he’ll realize I’m not from America and will let me go with a warning.”

4. Iowa State Students Have A Snapchat Full Of Booze, Drugs, And Nudity, University Surprisingly Wants To Shut It Down

Because of the nudity I can’t directly link you to the website, but I have complete faith in all of you stumbling across it.

5. Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 29

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

6. What Your Beer Pong Shot Says About You

Each shot can be placed into seven different categories, and each one tells you something different about the shooter’s life.

7. FAIL FRIDAY: Failure On Fleek

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

8. Marshawn Lynch, Gronk, And Conan Playing Mortal Kombat Is Fantastic Television

11 minutes of pure gold.

9. 54 Frat Nicknames And What They Mean

Gramps: Been a member for longer than anyone else can remember. You’d call him a seventh year, but nobody’s totally sure which pledge class he’s from because he was always too hungover to show up on the day composite pictures were taken.

10. University Of Washington Pike Suffers Stab Wounds While Defending 2 Girls From Attack

A hero.