If you’ve never been to a race, I suggest you go to one during the summer with your boys and tailgate. Get drunk as hell, then proceed to get drunk as hell during the event. Nobody watches NASCAR to thoroughly enjoy it. It’s a social gathering that’s an excuse to get drunk in public. Plus it gets pretty damn entertaining in the final laps. And the chicks barely wear any clothing because it’s outlandishly hot.
People who talk shit on nascar and have never been to a race piss me off. You can’t understand how awesome nascar is until you experience a weekend at the track and honestly, at what other event are you allowed to lug cases and coolers of your own into the stands.
This is one piece of advice from Nick Offerman I won’t be taking.
11 years ago at 4:05 pmYou’re obviously not rowdy, nor have never been to a NASCAR race
11 years ago at 4:26 pmWatching NASCAR is about as entertaining as watching WWE and ping pong. Fuck it.
11 years ago at 4:37 pmThe WWE is FaF
11 years ago at 5:32 pmSighs* “Bartender, make it a double.”
11 years ago at 11:52 amhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IUmsre6LR0
How is this not entertaining?
11 years ago at 12:47 pmI’m glad you enjoyed it princelessdiaries. I did too.
11 years ago at 5:10 pmI guess if you enjoy left turns
11 years ago at 7:06 pmIf you’ve never been to a race, I suggest you go to one during the summer with your boys and tailgate. Get drunk as hell, then proceed to get drunk as hell during the event. Nobody watches NASCAR to thoroughly enjoy it. It’s a social gathering that’s an excuse to get drunk in public. Plus it gets pretty damn entertaining in the final laps. And the chicks barely wear any clothing because it’s outlandishly hot.
11 years ago at 2:45 amPeople who talk shit on nascar and have never been to a race piss me off. You can’t understand how awesome nascar is until you experience a weekend at the track and honestly, at what other event are you allowed to lug cases and coolers of your own into the stands.
11 years ago at 2:49 am