Guy Leaks Sex Tape, Girl Burns His Dick Off With Battery Acid
Humphrey Khoza, 25, of South Africa, was attacked by a woman we can assume is now his ex-girlfriend, as she poured battery acid on his tender region while he was out drinking some brews with his buddies. This occurred after she found out about a sex tape he made of them that went viral. His package is schlong-gone. Pissing through a tube. Game over.
According to Khoza, they both consented to the sex. However, “…she was not aware that I was filming the sex using my laptop computer,” Khoza said. “I did not intend to show anyone the video and I still don’t know how it got onto social media.”
Ah, the classic “Babe, I swear it wasn’t me, my computer must have been hacked — I never meant for all of my friends to see it” defense. Pretty ballsy of you, Mr. Khoza. It went viral one way or another, and he is dealing with the consequences.
Khoza has been advised to press charges, but he said he doesn’t see the point.
“Even if I press charges it is useless because it won’t bring back my manhood,” he said. He’s getting surgery, but nothing is ever going to work again.
Some would be quick to say, “Aw, poor guy,” but let’s take a step back. He videotaped himself having sex with a girl without her consenting to the recording. If that’s not sketchy or creepy enough for you, the girl was only 17. Whoa there.
What are the consent laws down in South Africa, you ask? Complicated. According to ageofconsent.com, the age of heterosexual consent is 16, but her parents could potentially sue if they feel she shouldn’t be able to give consent. But wait, there’s more.
If you use that same page outlining ages of consent as a reference, Dickless over here made and distributed child pornography. You need to think these things through, Humphrey. The original story has no mention of any suits or charges regarding child pornography, but getting half a sex change may only be the beginning of Khoza’s troubles.
Let this serve as a lesson to all of you. While it may be cool to Snapchat yourself banging and send it to StateSnaps, you might get your dick burned off. Also, no minors.
Good God, the world is insane..
[via CitiFMOnline]
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One of the many reasons to never leave the country
11 years ago at 2:57 pmTitle sounds kind of kinky if you’re into that kind of thing
11 years ago at 2:58 pmWhat? Get the fuck out of here.
11 years ago at 3:01 pmDoesn’t penicillin fix that burning sensation? Asking for a friend.
11 years ago at 3:08 pmI would up vote you for that great commment but you are at 69 votes. I don’t wanna ruin it.
11 years ago at 4:59 pmBoy, I bet you feel like an idiot now, huh?
11 years ago at 11:25 amThat’s love.
11 years ago at 3:17 pmI’d make a joke about Dorn being a frequent user of ageofconsent.com, but I don’t think the age go consent goes as low as 12 in any jurisdiction.
11 years ago at 3:27 pmMexico, which is coincidentally right next to Texas. I’ve hear the little boys running around the Juarez streets speak ominously of a specter named “El Dorno” that hovers above their beds on weekend evenings.
11 years ago at 3:35 pmPlease make that into an article and submit it
11 years ago at 8:21 amWell that escalated quickly
11 years ago at 3:38 pmThis is a fantastic comment and I don’t see why it’s getting so many laps.
11 years ago at 9:40 pmAnother example of female logic.
11 years ago at 3:41 pmScale of 1-10 how creepy would it be to look this up considering she’s only 17?
11 years ago at 3:49 pmAlso asking for a friend.
It would be “jail time” creepy.
11 years ago at 5:15 pmSomeone get that man a beer
11 years ago at 4:06 pm*new penis
11 years ago at 9:26 pmIn what kind of world does child pornography go viral?
11 years ago at 6:23 pmI believe Africa was mentioned.
11 years ago at 8:55 am