Woman Goes “Blank Space” On Cheating Husband’s Audi R8, Smashes It So It’s Unrecognizable

Women, in general, aren’t looking for anything logical. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Most women just want to watch the world burn.

Sadly, the story I have to share with you today is no different. A wife caught her husband diddling a pooch that wasn’t between her own legs, and she proceeded to go full Taylor Swift on his Audi R8.

Warning: The following images are extremely disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Just an absolute massacre.

Is nothing sacred anymore? She left no stone unturned and no window un-smashed. Wires were ripped out relentlessly, the interior looks like the aftermath of a slasher film, and the car’s body took the brunt of the damage. This bitch was thorough in her rage. Wouldn’t surprise me if she poured sugar in the gas tank for good measure, either.

Poor car. It didn’t choose to have an unfaithful sexual deviant as an owner, the sexual deviant owner chose it. This 2016 R8’s life was over before it ever really started. Now, instead of roaring down a school zone at 85 mph, it becomes just another statistic of an innocent bystander senselessly slain in the crossfires of two star-crossed lovers. Damn shame.

Hell really hath no fury like a woman scorned.

[via GT Spirit]

  1. FuckinGretzky

    I don’t give a fuck. Write some fraternity related articles,not some shit I can find on bro bible or something.

    11 years ago at 6:26 pm
    1. Dan Regester

      Would love to. Do something worth writing about. Believe it or not, there’s only so many news stories out there about greek life.

      11 years ago at 6:29 pm
  2. 2chainz_goldbracelet

    My God. This has nothing to do with fraternity life. Nevertheless, I’ll be pouring out a 40 for that poor car

    11 years ago at 6:29 pm
      1. Brofalo and Company

        You know what they say, for every hot girl, there is some guy somewhere tired …you know

        11 years ago at 11:34 pm