Montana Politician Hates Everything Good In the World, Is Trying To Ban Yoga Pants
Yoga pants are easily a top three invention of the last two centuries. It’s not even up for debate. You can have the automobile, phone, and computer, and I’ll be just fine with good, old-fashioned, American ass on full display in tightly fitting fabric every day of the week.
It doesn’t matter if you’re a man or a woman, a Republican or a Democrat: Virtually everyone is on board with Team Yoga Pants. Everyone, that is, but Montana elected official David Moore, whose mission in life is to apparently kill everything that brings joy and light to this otherwise cold and dark world.
From MediaITE:
Republican David Moore proposed the bill, according to the Billings Gazette, after he witnessed naked bicyclists last year and decided to crack down on indecent exposure laws. But beyond just people exposing certain body parts they shouldn’t, Moore also wants to crack down on clothing that conforms to certain areas of the body.
And that includes yoga pants, which, Moore said, “should be illegal in public anyway.”
David, I know nothing of your political background before today, but you, sir, might have just written your ticket out of office. This logic is “we should drown every newborn puppy in America” levels of crazy. If I’m a taxpayer and a registered voter in Montana, how can I trust the rationale of someone so clearly wrong on a universally accepted fact? He might as well have just said the world is flat or that Walt, Jr., brought something to “Breaking Bad” other than bowls of cereal. Absolutely ludicrous.
Davey boy, pick your battles better, because this is not a war you can win. America is an ass country, after all, and yoga pants are here to stay..
[via MediaITE]
While he’s here trying to ban yoga pants there are more important things in the world to ban: sail boats
11 years ago at 2:41 pmI see you made up for that frat star comment on the previous article . Good save chief.
11 years ago at 2:48 pmI think the Taliban has a similar view
11 years ago at 2:41 pmWhat a dick
11 years ago at 2:41 pmShould worry about making Montana being more prestigious and well known then Joe and Hannah Montana, but that’s just my thoughts on the matter…
11 years ago at 2:43 pmYou mean “than”?
11 years ago at 8:18 amI thought this was America.
11 years ago at 2:43 pmWho would want to crack down on seeing crack?
11 years ago at 2:45 pmWalt Jr. Would probably bring more to the table than this guy… And cereal.
11 years ago at 2:45 pmRepublicans these days are like the dems of the 80s. Very few are actually conservative
11 years ago at 2:54 pmThis is exactly what I mean when I say the ultra-conservatives are ruining America.
11 years ago at 2:55 pmAre you kidding me? I’m a proud (ultra) conservative, and this couldn’t be further from what a conservative believes. Getting the government out of our lives is most important. And restoring individual freedoms and responsibilities. You know what’s ruining America? Liberals, the political correct, and pussies. Some how I feel as if you’d fit in all three categories.
11 years ago at 8:45 pmYeah your right, the ultra-liberals are just as bad as the ultra-conservatives actually. That being said you still have a lot to learn kid. Until republicans are willing to compromise with democrats nothing positive will ever get accomplished in this country(and vice-versa). Politicians pray on people like you. Oh and by the way I FUCKING hate political correctness.
11 years ago at 11:43 pmWhy can’t the democrats learn to work with the republicans? Atleast our system works. They’ve been failing repeatedly for the last 100 or more years.
11 years ago at 7:09 amThe republicans have always been willing to compromise with the democrats, it’s the democrats who couldn’t compromise with the republicans.
11 years ago at 7:38 amGlad to see our elected officials are really focusing on these pressing issues instead of mediocre problems like terrorists and the national debt. What a fucking joke.
11 years ago at 3:00 pmYa, I’m sure some state lawmaker in Montana can really make a difference with ISIS or the National debt… I’m also sure that Mr. Moore enjoys caribou ass more than female ass.
11 years ago at 3:42 pm