Guy Asks Girlfriend For Anal With The Greatest Coded “Love Letter” Ever
#ButtStuff has seen its popularity skyrocket in the past year. It’s a movement that a lot of men have gotten behind. Whether it’s asking a girl on Tinder if she’s down for a quick ride down the Hershey Highway for the night or you’re simply slipping it in as a birthday surprise for some girl, it’s captured the hearts (and buttholes) of everyone across this fine nation.
With Valentine’s Day right around the corner, you’re probably looking for a good way to ask your Saturday girl for anal. Thanks to this genius, you’re one step closer to what can be considered as the biggest guarantee of the year. This guy decided to write his girl what seems to be a harmless, sappy letter, but it turns out there was a little surprise waiting for her.
She must have been so smitten from this man’s handwritten love letter — but then he slid this over the letter as if to say, “I love you, but I really need to stick it in your pooper now.” Flawless execution. Give this man an award.
Booplesnoot HAS to accept it now. You can’t knock the guy for being one creative son of a bitch. Do it for the man, do it for movement, but most importantly, do it for America..
[via Reddit/Imugr]
These are fucked up pet names
11 years ago at 11:17 ami mean honestly who cares y’all are gay as fuck
11 years ago at 12:15 amMaking up your own props for articles now? That’s what y’all have come too?
11 years ago at 11:18 amDon’t caaare
11 years ago at 11:23 amIf this is love, then I have most certainly never found it.
11 years ago at 11:26 am#buttstuff2015
11 years ago at 11:32 am“Do it for America”. TFM.
11 years ago at 11:44 amIf she was really anal she would leave him for writing in caps lock…
11 years ago at 11:46 amIf fluffersboop is what he calls himself I don’t want to know what he calls his little fluffersboop
11 years ago at 11:53 amClosest thing to chocolate I’m giving a girl this V-Day is a drive down Hershey Highway.
11 years ago at 11:54 amDO you think this is Real or could someoNe have just made it for a Laugh I guess nOone knows seems VEry Suspicious LIke honesTly, TelLE me, what’s your Bet Over the top wouldn’t You Say
11 years ago at 12:07 pmLet me spell it out for you. No need for a decoder ring. I W-I-L-L-S-U-E-Y-O-U.
11 years ago at 12:13 pm