Patriots’ DE Chandler Jones Wants To Fight His Brother For Charity – His Brother Is “Bones” Jones, The Best Fighter In The World
Did you know that Patriots’ defensive end Chandler Jones and UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Jon “Bones” Jones are brothers? I didn’t. They also have an older brother who plays for the Indianapolis Colts, defensive lineman Arthur Jones. Who knew? How is this not bigger news? They come from great stock. Good God. Harvest Mr. Jones’ sperm. Stud him out. He makes winners.
The youngest of the Jones family genetic lottery winners, Chandler, wants to step into the ring with his middle brother for one round — the winner gets to donate the event’s earnings to the charity of his choosing. His middle brother is, of course, Jon “Bones” Jones, who is widely considered the greatest pound-for-pound fighter on the planet.
NFL star Chandler Jones — who tells TMZ Sports he’s ready and willing to step in the octagon with JJ ’cause he’s 100% confident he could beat his ass.
“Me and my brother used to fight all the time when we were young … and I’m pretty sure I can take him down now. I am way bigger than he is,” Chandler tells us.
Chandler, 24 years old, is listed at 6’5″, 265 pounds with a reach of 85 3/4 inches. Bones, 27 years old, is listed at 6’4″, 205 pounds with a reach of 84 1/2 inches. Chandler clearly is a lot bigger, but big brother Bones can do this:
Give me Bones. Too good. Too technically sound. Killer instinct. The fight will likely never come to fruition, but how impressive is the Jones family? My family throws the football around in the backyard and it looks like a group of elementary school rejects who didn’t get picked for the touch football game..
[via TMZ Sports]
Image via Instagram / @chan95jones
You need to stop referencing elementary schools, Dorn
11 years ago at 11:18 amA harvesting sperm and elementary school reference in the same article? You’re not even trying to hide it anymore, are you Dorno?
11 years ago at 11:20 amMy client has nothing to hide, including his disdain for irrelevant commentariat of your ilk.
11 years ago at 12:07 pmPedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
11 years ago at 12:36 pmObjection. Baiting the witness.
11 years ago at 1:07 pmYour client is the one ‘bating.
11 years ago at 1:43 pmThat’s a fucking scary family. Good God
11 years ago at 11:24 amI’ll lap you just for your name.
11 years ago at 11:26 amYou ever seen prison break, Dorno? You strike me as a young T-bag sometimes.
11 years ago at 11:25 amDoesn’t that restraining order forbid you from even mentioning children and schools?
11 years ago at 11:25 amthat’s probably because they are elementary school rejects, that you managed to stuff into a back of a van
11 years ago at 11:31 amSince when did TMZ sports become a reliable source?
11 years ago at 11:32 amRay Rice ring a bell? He sure did his girlfriend’s…
11 years ago at 11:35 amAre you sure they don’t have another brother, Copper, selling insurance or something?
11 years ago at 11:37 amCooper*. Fucking swipe
11 years ago at 11:38 amIf grandex could take it easy with the fucking ads, that’d be great. I realize it’s a business but I can’t even open a goddamn article without linking me to snake oils and ass creams.
11 years ago at 11:53 amA) Use Google Chrome
11 years ago at 2:22 pmB) Google “Adblock” and download it to your browser
C) If your browser is suggesting ass creams based on your search history, you have bigger problems in your life to worry about
I sometimes wonder with these UFC guys if they’re as invincible as they’re hyped up to be or if there’s just a relatively small pool of people who really compete in a sport that revolves around getting knocked the f*ck out for a full time living. I’d take the bigger football player.
11 years ago at 12:00 pmThey are extensively trained fighters who are used to getting beat in the face on a regular basis. Football players wear helmets that protect their face. The second a ufc fighter got a couple good hits on a football players nose, the fight would be over.
11 years ago at 12:19 pmBut my dad could still kick the shit out of your dad, even if he was a ufc fighter
11 years ago at 12:43 pm