Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 31

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Tori packs a punch.
Tori packs a punch.
That's better than most.
That’s better than most.
You don't fuck with tradition.
You don’t fuck with tradition.
He's all about that nip life.
He’s all about that nip life.
That's a new one. I dig it.
That’s a new one. I dig it.

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Not the answer she was hoping for.
Not the answer she was hoping for.
#BUTTSTUFF2015
#BUTTSTUFF2015
Hanging out with this guy sounds like a hoot.
Hanging out with this guy sounds like a hoot.
She is the poster child for daddy issues.
She is the poster child for daddy issues.
The classic "I was just kidding" defense. Works every time.
The classic “I was just kidding” defense. Works every time.
  1. Fraterick_Swayze

    Warning someone on the dangers of smoking instead of trying to hook up with them-RFM

    10 years ago at 4:52 pm
  2. Phil Layshio

    It really bothers me when chicks try to pull the “I have class” bullshit on Tinder. Like, stop it, you’re on Tinder, get over yourself. You know you’re just secretly trying to get your fuck on like everyone else.

    10 years ago at 6:01 pm