The Balls On The Jaguars’ Kicker For Challenging Tiger Woods To A Round Of Golf For $100,000 A Hole
And he wants to spot him two strokes a side. This is bold, but I’m most impressed that he’s able to kick a football so well with 100 pounds of pure testicle slapping against his thighs.
Josh Scobee, the Jacksonville Jaguars’ veteran place kicker, is putting the screws to Tiger. He proposed a bet to him via Twitter yesterday: a round of golf at San Jose Country Club for $100,000 a hole. Tiger gets two strokes a side.
Tiger- meet me at San Jose Country Club tomorrow, $100,000 a hole. You get 2 a side.
— Josh Scobee (@JoshScobee10) February 11, 2015
I love this move, but I also hate this move.
I love it because challenging the former number one golfer in the world to his game for such a huge sum of money, as a fucking kicker, is a big, big move. You just kind of have to respect the audacity. Plus, Tiger is an arrogant son of a bitch and it’s hard to feel bad for him, even if he currently has the yips. Also, that’s a LOT of money. I had no idea NFL kickers were paid so much (Scobee made over $4 million in 2014), but the potential to lose $1.8 million in four hours is a dick-on-the-table proposition if I’ve ever seen one.
I hate this move because it’s cheap. When someone publicly proposes something of this nature to a famous person, you’re putting that person in a lose-lose. Scobee knows this. He knows Tiger will look weak if he doesn’t accept, but he also knows Tiger would never take this bet. He has nothing to gain from it, relatively speaking. Similar to when these high school geeks make a YouTube video with the purpose of asking a supermodel to prom, there’s no winning for that supermodel. She either declines and appears heartless, or she sucks it up and does something she doesn’t want to do.
What we all really want is for Tiger to start lining up and knocking down prostitutes again so his swing comes back..
Image via Twitter / @JoshScobee10
Jesus Christ Dorn, you get hit with the nightshift? Or did you take the day off to observe young children at playgrounds?
11 years ago at 9:07 pmYou guys are completely mailing it in with these jokes. It’s sad to watch.
11 years ago at 9:10 pmEnjoy your 15 minutes of up vote fame. When I’m done proving Mr. Dorn’s innocence, you are going to have more egg on your face than Jackie Eardley.
11 years ago at 9:21 pmI know I’ll take laps for this, but I just don’t think this act is funny. Or even interesting.
11 years ago at 7:09 amHenry the Eighth,
11 years ago at 7:38 amLet the jury decide if you are a good fit for this site and America. YOU are the reason the Reformation was started and the reason people fled to the New World. You were a tyrant who claimed the Devine right of Kings .. You issued tyrannical Bills of Attainder to falsely arrest people for heresy and treason without evidence
or due process. America and TFM is about rugged individualism and American Exceptionalism. You are not a good fit.
IF THE TYRANT DOESNT FIT, HE MUST EXIT!
I still don’t think it’s funny.
11 years ago at 7:50 amRuin this guy’s life.
11 years ago at 9:24 amHe had to break the story before TMZ did
11 years ago at 9:21 pmDorn, I challenge you to a round of Golden Tee at $1,000 per hole. I’ll spot you two.
11 years ago at 9:14 pmDeal. Can I get a witness?
11 years ago at 9:16 pmI’m sure their are plenty of people who have witnessed you’re fucked up shenanigans at the local playgrounds.
11 years ago at 9:41 pmI bet the kindergarten grammar gets you special attention from Dorn
11 years ago at 9:48 pmGooooooood dammit.
11 years ago at 11:35 pmHe”ll probably spend the money on a new big white van.
11 years ago at 10:32 pmCan we make it $10k / hole?
11 years ago at 11:45 pmI’ll sweeten the deal, Dorn. If you win, you get the cash. If I win you keep your cash but Veronica and Catie have to do a photo shoot for IBOTD.
11 years ago at 8:59 amDeal. How soon can you get here?
11 years ago at 9:16 amYup.
11 years ago at 10:36 amThe golfing habit explains why he signed in fucking Jacksonville.
11 years ago at 9:21 pmGo Jags!
11 years ago at 9:54 pmSaid no one ever
11 years ago at 7:03 amSaid the hundreds of thousands of people that live in Jacksonville.
11 years ago at 7:06 am* a million people
11 years ago at 10:52 amIf supporting my team warrants -20 down votes then God damn
11 years ago at 11:58 pmDuuuuuuvaal
11 years ago at 7:45 pmPower move.
11 years ago at 9:56 pmThis is fucking great
11 years ago at 10:35 pmI’ll challenge any of you assholes. My record to beat is a 96 and yes I did sign a few golf balls afterwards then I wrapped a ten on a couple of ’em and threw them to the crowd.
11 years ago at 11:12 pmA 96? Get that weak shit out of here, and definitely don’t ever brag about shooting a 96 ever again. Thanks.
11 years ago at 12:08 am“That’s a bold move cotton”
11 years ago at 12:32 amThis comment is about as overused as Bacon’s tissue box.
11 years ago at 9:32 amHe refused to play anywhere else because of his lifetime membership at the Jacksonville Country Club
11 years ago at 2:37 amIf Tiger is an arrogant son of a bitch, I don’t even wanna imagine what you would be if you were ever in his place. You talk about Golden Tee as if it’s The Masters
11 years ago at 6:51 am