The Balls On The Jaguars’ Kicker For Challenging Tiger Woods To A Round Of Golf For $100,000 A Hole

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And he wants to spot him two strokes a side. This is bold, but I’m most impressed that he’s able to kick a football so well with 100 pounds of pure testicle slapping against his thighs.

Josh Scobee, the Jacksonville Jaguars’ veteran place kicker, is putting the screws to Tiger. He proposed a bet to him via Twitter yesterday: a round of golf at San Jose Country Club for $100,000 a hole. Tiger gets two strokes a side.

I love this move, but I also hate this move.

I love it because challenging the former number one golfer in the world to his game for such a huge sum of money, as a fucking kicker, is a big, big move. You just kind of have to respect the audacity. Plus, Tiger is an arrogant son of a bitch and it’s hard to feel bad for him, even if he currently has the yips. Also, that’s a LOT of money. I had no idea NFL kickers were paid so much (Scobee made over $4 million in 2014), but the potential to lose $1.8 million in four hours is a dick-on-the-table proposition if I’ve ever seen one.

I hate this move because it’s cheap. When someone publicly proposes something of this nature to a famous person, you’re putting that person in a lose-lose. Scobee knows this. He knows Tiger will look weak if he doesn’t accept, but he also knows Tiger would never take this bet. He has nothing to gain from it, relatively speaking. Similar to when these high school geeks make a YouTube video with the purpose of asking a supermodel to prom, there’s no winning for that supermodel. She either declines and appears heartless, or she sucks it up and does something she doesn’t want to do.

What we all really want is for Tiger to start lining up and knocking down prostitutes again so his swing comes back.

Image via Twitter / @JoshScobee10

  1. Fat_Mac

    Jesus Christ Dorn, you get hit with the nightshift? Or did you take the day off to observe young children at playgrounds?

    11 years ago at 9:07 pm
    1. Dillon Cheverere

      You guys are completely mailing it in with these jokes. It’s sad to watch.

      11 years ago at 9:10 pm
    2. Dornos_Defense_Attorney

      Enjoy your 15 minutes of up vote fame. When I’m done proving Mr. Dorn’s innocence, you are going to have more egg on your face than Jackie Eardley.

      11 years ago at 9:21 pm
      1. Henry_Eighth

        I know I’ll take laps for this, but I just don’t think this act is funny. Or even interesting.

        11 years ago at 7:09 am
      2. Dornos_Defense_Attorney

        Henry the Eighth,
        Let the jury decide if you are a good fit for this site and America. YOU are the reason the Reformation was started and the reason people fled to the New World. You were a tyrant who claimed the Devine right of Kings .. You issued tyrannical Bills of Attainder to falsely arrest people for heresy and treason without evidence
        or due process. America and TFM is about rugged individualism and American Exceptionalism. You are not a good fit.
        IF THE TYRANT DOESNT FIT, HE MUST EXIT!

        11 years ago at 7:38 am
  2. Dorn_FromMajorLeague

    Dorn, I challenge you to a round of Golden Tee at $1,000 per hole. I’ll spot you two.

    11 years ago at 9:14 pm
      1. Donald Frater

        I’m sure their are plenty of people who have witnessed you’re fucked up shenanigans at the local playgrounds.

        11 years ago at 9:41 pm
      2. Dorn_FromMajorLeague

        I’ll sweeten the deal, Dorn. If you win, you get the cash. If I win you keep your cash but Veronica and Catie have to do a photo shoot for IBOTD.

        11 years ago at 8:59 am
  3. Copenhagen_WG

    I’ll challenge any of you assholes. My record to beat is a 96 and yes I did sign a few golf balls afterwards then I wrapped a ten on a couple of ’em and threw them to the crowd.

    11 years ago at 11:12 pm
    1. ShmeepStar

      A 96? Get that weak shit out of here, and definitely don’t ever brag about shooting a 96 ever again. Thanks.

      11 years ago at 12:08 am
  4. RobTBuckets

    He refused to play anywhere else because of his lifetime membership at the Jacksonville Country Club

    11 years ago at 2:37 am
  5. Fratileo

    If Tiger is an arrogant son of a bitch, I don’t even wanna imagine what you would be if you were ever in his place. You talk about Golden Tee as if it’s The Masters

    11 years ago at 6:51 am