FAIL FRIDAY: Failentine’s Day
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Giving my girlfriend the cleanest asshole in the midwest. TFM.
What a sweet early Valentine’s Day present.
“Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.” -Abe Lincoln. TFM.
Honest Abe always kept it real.
Yelling, “TFM!” as you give the hottest girl at the party a wedgie. TFM.
$50 says he woke up next to her the following morning.
I met Frankie Muniz once. TFM.
Tight.
Wearing your rival fraternity’s letters when you shop with your slam at Whole Foods. TFM.
Well played.
Not being allowed within 500 feet of your the middle school tutoring program your fraternity is participating in. TFM.
Because you’re a pederast.
Barfing all over your bed with a fat dip in while banging a slut doggy at 4am on a Wednesday. TFM.
Sounds like you’re a highly enjoyable lay.
“Your father and I are getting a divorce,” as you nod your head and hand your mom a drink as you lead her to your room. TFM.
Incest is frat.
Using your black bros 12-incher as a shake weight in between lectures because your class schedule is a bit too busy on Mondays to hit the gym but you both know it’s just for the workout not a gay thing at all. TFM.
It’s not gay; it’s brotherhood.
Pushing so hard when you poop with a lip in that you rupture an artery and prolapse your anus. TFM.
Well, my Friday is ruined.
Didn’t know Dorn could submit his ban from middle school tutoring as a TFM. I wonder what his lawyer thinks about that…
11 years ago at 12:03 pmAm I the only one that thinks the lawyer characters are getting old?
11 years ago at 12:07 pmYes.
11 years ago at 12:10 pmWhen it comes to protecting the kids from Dorno, nothing gets old.
11 years ago at 12:11 pmI think so.
11 years ago at 12:12 pmWell the people have spoken. I’ll be at the track.
11 years ago at 12:26 pmThat’s getting old but the pederast comment aren’t? K, dude.
11 years ago at 1:18 pmThe first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
11 years ago at 1:25 pmFuck off, Dorn. No one asked for your input.
11 years ago at 1:28 pmWhen they’re bad they are, but those aren’t ever going to go away. I’m a realist.
11 years ago at 1:45 pmMr. Dorn,
11 years ago at 1:51 pmRemain Silent! Let me do the talking. I just won you an acquittal.
We need to settle your account and get my fees paid. My fees are $289,000 or Fifth Year will suffice.
I think this act was born old, but we are clearly at the lunatic fringe. But yeah the “Dorn’s a pedophile” bit is played out, and the “bash the intern” act was never humorous.
11 years ago at 11:25 amVictory! The jury unanimously declared Mr. Dorn Not Guilty of all the 2014 charges. Upon learning of the Midget evidence the Texas Attorney General declared Mr. Dorn Innocent and his indictment the result of prosecutorial misconduct.
11 years ago at 12:36 pmQuestions?
If the diaper doesn’t fit, you must acquit.
11 years ago at 12:41 pmWell fuck, looks like I’m out of a job.
11 years ago at 12:42 pm“Your father and I are getting a divorce,” as you nod your head and hand your mom a drink as you lead her to your room.” TAlabamaM.
11 years ago at 12:07 pmNah bro. That’s clearly a TFM.
11 years ago at 12:26 pmI hate everything you say and stand for.
11 years ago at 12:41 pmMacon? What frat are you in?
11 years ago at 12:53 pmThe guy was from Macon. We go to Ole Miss. I’d rather not say exactly what fraternity we are in because I wouldn’t want to cause any issues.
11 years ago at 12:59 pm*girl, my bad
11 years ago at 1:00 pmDamn. I was about to but I couldn’t get the number before it got deleted. I was going to say “this is urologist Dr Washington and I just wanted to inform you the a recent sexual partner of yours has just been diagnosed with chlamydia and you might want to get checked out”
11 years ago at 1:10 pmYo whats that hoe’s snapchat, I got a nice shit I’m about to drop.
11 years ago at 1:55 pmHAHA still laughing about how i boned herrrrr and you flipped out
11 years ago at 12:57 pmGet over it, its college.
11 years ago at 1:01 pmNever thought I’d say this, but thank God for the sailboat.
11 years ago at 12:08 pmAm I the only one confused by the fact it looks like it’s in a school paper?
11 years ago at 12:33 pmThat’s because it is. I really hate a lot of people at my school.
11 years ago at 1:52 pmI remember shadowing at Wash U in high school. Got the fuck out of there as fast as I could.
11 years ago at 2:05 pmcoming up: video of gronk asking reporter on date
11 years ago at 12:10 pmComing up: my fist in your face.
11 years ago at 12:34 pmKiss my ass and suck my balls, all of you.
11 years ago at 12:12 pmFuck you.
11 years ago at 12:13 pmGo sky diving with a faulty parachute you scumbag
11 years ago at 12:14 pmThe intern’s picture is posted on TSM. He’s a Ginger! Laugh out Loud.
11 years ago at 12:16 pmYou posted pretty early, the content was decent, nobody had talked any shit about you, and you still make an ass of yourself. This is why everyone hates you, intern
11 years ago at 12:17 pmNext week on Fail Friday: All of the Intern’s comments.
11 years ago at 12:21 pmWhy would you want a group of men to lick your balls? You don’t like girls?
11 years ago at 12:27 pmSuckle my grundle.
11 years ago at 12:46 pmGo step on a lego.
11 years ago at 12:48 pmWhy would you want a man to suckle on your grundle? Girls are yucky to you?
11 years ago at 1:03 pmI’m not even sure what a grundle is.
11 years ago at 10:32 amI’ll take your $50, and raise you some self respect, Intern. You bitch.
11 years ago at 12:37 pmNo one really berated you in the comments this week and you still post this. Fuck you Intern.
11 years ago at 2:26 pmMaybe I just don’t ever go as hard as these fratstars but how in the fuck do you pass out in your own puke? That’s fucking disgusting.
11 years ago at 12:13 pmAnyone who sees a Friday Fail will think that all we do is drink, throw up, pass out, pee all over ourselves, and wear boat shoes.
11 years ago at 6:23 pmAnyone who passes out in his own puke is in serious danger of asphyxiation.
11 years ago at 6:33 amWhy was there a black guy on there
11 years ago at 12:17 pmGood one.
11 years ago at 12:45 pm“A ton of solid 3s, Taylor Swift, and all our asian girlfriends. That’s bound to make TFM.” -Those DTD flamers.
11 years ago at 12:18 pmNorthwestern. NF
11 years ago at 12:18 pmSo many pockets on those phi kappa tau fucks
11 years ago at 12:21 pm