This Guy Is Selling His Virginity, But Will Only Take Offers From Hot Chicks With Serious Money
Desperate times call for desperate measures. This 24-year-old Romanian man is learning that lesson the hard way. Sorin Georgian Salinievici is a romantic. He takes sex very seriously and is waiting for “the one.” He’s also in some financial shit. This can only mean that the Romanian mob is on his ass for money, or something. In order to get out of these troubles, he’s selling his virginity for 2,000 euros ($2,268.72).
From Mirror:
“I am doing this to sort out my financial troubles, not for fun, and I want €2,000.
I won’t give it away for less.”
His friend Vasile Han, 25, told local media: “He has had relationships with girls before but he never found ‘the one’ he wanted to have sex with.
“He takes sex seriously and strongly believes that you should save yourself for the right person.
“That he is now offering his virginity for cash just shows how desperate he is for money.
Like a good negotiator, Sorin stays firm: 2,000 euros and not a euro less. It says, “I need cash, but I won’t give out a discount on something this valuable.” There are some stipulations, too. He’s not just going to give it up to any hag. The girl has to be good looking — something that Romania has an abundance of.
“Regarding her appearance, the woman that buys my virginity has to look decent. I’m not saying she has to be very beautiful, but to look normal and be a nice, honest person.”
This narrows down the list to the good looking Romanian girls who also happen to be somewhat well off. He’s not about to fuck some poor. He already had to turn down one request because the girl offered half of the listing price.
Listen, lady, there’s no haggling when it comes to a man’s penis. As Jay and Silent Bob said, “Fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.”.
[via Mirror]
Sounds like a real winner…
11 years ago at 12:58 pmSolid power move. I respect the hustle.
11 years ago at 12:59 pmRomanians are actually frat as fuck.
11 years ago at 10:06 amAssuming your virginity is worth 2 grand. It’s a TFM
11 years ago at 12:59 pmAlso assuming she’s going to be a nice, good looking, “honest” girl.
11 years ago at 1:44 pmHmmm…. I’ll use the money I made selling the engagement ring JTrain gave me. Then I’ll post the video.
11 years ago at 1:00 pmYou bitch
11 years ago at 1:13 pmHow have you not been balled yet?
11 years ago at 1:20 pmShow us your tits, cunt.
11 years ago at 1:31 pmPecs or GTFO.
11 years ago at 1:34 pmFuck off Kara.
11 years ago at 4:01 pmKara you are a neeger
11 years ago at 6:20 pmWell played.
11 years ago at 1:10 pmWhere do I send the application?
11 years ago at 1:12 pmDorn, you’re such a pussy. Applying your down vote bot on this comment is weak as fuck. Lick my taint you knob slobbing pedofile.
11 years ago at 1:28 pmSoon that black ball will be permanent. My client has more game than an African wildlife preserve.
11 years ago at 1:32 pmI don’t think you understand the concept of a wildlife preserve.
11 years ago at 4:14 pmYou’re trying waaay too hard, bud
11 years ago at 3:49 pmI didn’t know you could charge for it. I gave mine away to a fat girl with a “morally casual attitude” in the back of a Chevy Tahoe.
11 years ago at 1:57 pmWell it took a well placed Jay and Silent Bob quote, but Boulevard finally posted something worthwhile. Keep it up.
11 years ago at 2:04 pmSelling your virginity only to a hot and rich girl is a power move.
11 years ago at 2:50 pmEuros? What are those like, Pesos?
11 years ago at 3:53 pmAbout to be about the same value because of Greece.
11 years ago at 10:10 pmActual facts, NF
11 years ago at 10:31 pmKnowing financial markets, TFM.
Also, that isn’t a fact, it’s called speculation, which is a big fucking part of the financial sector, peasant.
11 years ago at 4:10 am