Idiot Customs Officials In Philippines Forget Their Country Is Extremely Poor, Shred 150,000 Pairs Of Counterfeit Shoes

Idiot Customs Officials Shred 150,000 Pairs Of Counterfeit Shoes Because They Forgot They Are Extremely Poor

In a move that will make you sit back and question how some people in this world actually manage to climb the ladder of government authority despite being stupid, officials at the Philippines Bureau of Customs destroyed more than 150,000 pairs shoes in Manila yesterday. Their reasoning for shredding the footwear to pieces is the most idiotic thing I’ve ever heard. Essentially, the shoes, valued at more than $1,100,000 wholesale, were destroyed because they were counterfeits of various well-known brands that were seized in a customs raid.

From the Bureau of Customs:

The condemned fake shoes and slippers of various brands including Nike, Adidas, Converse, Sketchers, Northface, Leaveland, Merelle, Lacoste, Vans, Havaianas, and Ipanema, among others, were seized from Warehouse 4 in Olivares Compound in Parañaque City last February 2014 based on a Warrant of Seizure and Detention for violation of Section 2530 and Section 101 of the Tariff and Customs Code of the Philippines (TCCP), as amended in relation to the Intellectual Property Code or Republic Act 8293.

“These counterfeit shoes and slippers were smuggled from China and were part of a big raid we had last year inside the Olivarez Compound in Parañaque City. We seized the warehouse to check the legality of the importation of goods, but the owner failed to produce proof of payment of duties and taxes from Customs. Consequently, the warehouse was padlocked and sealed for BOC custody,” said Customs Commissioner John P. Sevilla. “The shipments were subjected to a series of hearing yet it was a no show for any representative of the claimant, so these fake items were forfeited and destroyed.”

So let me get this straight: because the shoes were imported illegally and counterfeit, the best thing to do was destroy them? Just flat out render them unusable for anybody? Straight up nullify all the exploited Chinese labor that went into making these things solely because you can? It’s like the spoiled child who throws a tantrum at his birthday party when he didn’t get what he asked for and decides it’s okay to make everyone else there miserable, because if he’s not having a good time, no one is.

Come on!

Get a reality check, Filipino customs agents. The poverty line in your country set at a household income of PHP 16,841 (pesos) a year. I did the math, and that equates to $380 A YEAR. There are some astonishingly poor fucking people in your country who live on less money in a calendar year than it would take to foot a single bill at Ruth’s Chris Steak House.

Now, I’m all for taking measures to protect genuine brands and ensure fair trade, but was it really worth destroying 150,000 pairs of shoes solely for some sort of vindictive, stupid victory proclamation for the hardworking folks just doing their job over at the Bureau of Customs? Almost a QUARTER (some 23.4 percent) of your population lives at or below the poverty line; that’s more than 20 million people who likely can’t afford to buy shoes, let alone food or proper shelter. How did the thought of donating these kicks to charity not even remotely cross your minds?

“Oh, like, a million dollars worth of shoes that just became government property? Yeah, we better destroy them, because that makes the most sense.”

Fuck that. If I were an impoverished Filipino right now, I’d be losing my mind at the thought of this.

I’m sure poor Paco hanging out on the corner would be the most grateful dude ever to have an off-color pair of LeBrons that were three sizes too big, because they’d be exponentially better than trudging around the slums fucking barefoot. You wouldn’t even have to tell him they were fake. Even if you did, I can guarantee he wouldn’t give a shit. You could’ve just put all these shoes in dump trucks and unloaded them all over the country — call it “Robin Hood Day,” or whatever that would translate to in Filipino.

What a huge missed opportunity to do something good for humanity here, Philippines Bureau of Customs. Instead, you guys acted like total assholes.

[via Bureau of Customs]

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  1. hottytoddy1

    I think the best solution here was to just donate them to people in need. What a bunch of selfless shits.

    11 years ago at 10:18 am
  2. Dorn_FromMajorLeague

    Ashley BMW,
    If the shoe was on the other foot and Filipino customs agents seized a million dollars worth of counterfeit Rowdy Gentleman apparel, would you feel the same way?

    11 years ago at 10:25 am
      1. ShmeepStar

        Well they aren’t doing a very good job (obviously, when do they ever), I buy knock-off NFL/NHL/etc shit all the time from China. Shits cheap and looks the exact same. I’m not stupid.

        11 years ago at 10:56 am
  3. Barcelona251

    “Hey boss, should we really destroy these? We got a lot of people that could use some shoes”

    “Yes Rick, Just Do It”

    11 years ago at 10:25 am
    1. Ashley Schaeffer BMW

      Believe it or not, I actually researched common Filipino names because I didn’t want to be ignorant with this one, and Paco is pretty damn common. It’s also hilarious, because for some reason it always paints the mental picture for me of a guy that will never break 5′ 2″.

      11 years ago at 11:14 am
      1. Marvin D. Porter

        So what your saying is you expended effort to be politically correct and not offend anyone.

        11 years ago at 11:17 am
      2. JustForTheStory

        Which is fitting seeing as that’s just below the height of your average Filipino.

        11 years ago at 11:49 am
    2. It is because they were a Spanish colony for a long time before the US kicked them out, so that is why there are heavy Spanish influences such as names.

      11 years ago at 11:22 am
  4. Nathaniellight

    I’m pretty sure it’s a requirement to suffer some kind of metal handicap to move up the government ranks not sure why you’re so surprised that idiots are running the Philippine government

    11 years ago at 10:30 am
  5. Joffrey the Legacy

    Who give a shit? Being poor and charity are NF. If they want shoes they should fucking get a job and buy a pair.

    11 years ago at 10:44 am
      1. Roger_Bacon

        Donating your own money or property to charity if a TFM, but donating someone else’s property is a TSocialismM.

        11 years ago at 11:19 am
      1. __Kara

        Joffrey, you previously stated that you were denied a bid. I you play it cool and make Fifth Year on TFM all you have to do is Rush again, show them your Fifth Year status and they will bid you.

        11 years ago at 11:03 am
    1. Beecher1843

      Actually they can and did blackball you. You just created a new account. Congratulations on having multiple emails, now go away again it was so nice not having you for a few days.

      11 years ago at 10:58 am
  6. Roger_Bacon

    I respect the altruism of those of you who feel giving away the shoes would help those in need. But as a strict free-market believer, they did the right thing by shredding. If you allow this it sets a bad precedent and is a slippery slope.
    BenjaminFranklin believed that one of the rights that would make America great was the financial incentive of the Patent and the Copyright.
    If those were 15,000 shirts with your letters and crest, would you still be in favor of thousands of Filipinos walking around replying your Fraternity? They need shirts after all.

    11 years ago at 10:59 am
    1. GeedsAreRuiningAmerica

      I’m as protective of my letters as anybody on here, but you need to rethink your priorities as a decent human being. They could’ve made the lives of 150,000 living in abject poverty a little less shitty by not intentionally destroying shoes that they needed to get rid off. The crime’s already been committed, and the shoes weren’t going to be entering the marketplace.

      Maybe you’re right; fuck those poors. If they wanted shoes, they shouldn’t have been born in the Philippines.

      11 years ago at 11:49 am
      1. DieADuck

        Will definitely take laps, but Roger_Bacon is arguing in the bigger picture. Of course it would be great for those shoes to be distributed and it’s hard to argue otherwise. By laying the law down on fake merchandise now however, it can make these peoples’ lives better in the future.

        11 years ago at 1:12 pm